“...or you can know to shift just by how the seat feels under your butt.”

Honda Civic si -- Comes in 6-speed or automatic if you insist.You’ll probably have to order one. My dealership couldn’t find one on a lot within 600 miles of my city, and I had to wait about six months for the factory to build the damn thing, but it was worth the wait and every single penny.

I searched and searched for a stick shift when I was trying to get rid of my Fiat almost two years ago. (The Fiat was a stick as well.) I could not find one on a lot, I could not find one used. I could not find a stick shift Sam I am. I could not find it in a pan. I could not find it on a lamb.

Exactly. Ted Bundy was an attractive, smart, educated, cultured, charming man by most accounts.

“...is that all the contestants have often fraught, disappointing histories.”

A friend of mine shared this on FB and we started trying to brainstorm actual reasons why it’s good to be a “girl.”

The lack of pockets is a marketing scheme to sell us more VB ugly-ass bags.

No, don’t praise her more. Just pull your own weight.

Bill Hicks was right.

I consider that a success as well. Two stories:

I just re-watched it last night. It’s one of my favorite movies of all time because:

That’s exactly the kind of person who will turn to me in the very next breath and tell me how I’m missing out on something really wonderful because I’m not married and do not want children. I’m like, “Really? You seem so miserable.” Not so much a ringing endorsement for marriage + family.

I agree, Will Power is pretty far down the list for Best Driver Name Ever. I nominate Dick Trickle.

And my boy Rahal took 2nd. So proud.

“and to guess who is fucking”

I was watching VI, screaming, “But those are all the moves from his video! He’s just doing his old video. He hasn’t learned one single new thing! WTF!”

Because the Family Values people can trawl their bibles to find justification for polygamy. I once worked with a Pentacostal woman who told me she could make a very strong case for polygamy based on the bible. Just as one can justify rape and slavery in the bible.

Another factor that I thought about throughout the Olympics. First, consider how many hours Olympic athletes spend working at their sport. Hernandez said she trained for 11 years for the Olympics. How many hours and hours have Lochte and Phelps spent in a swimming pool?

Can’t tell you how many Saturdays I spent vacuuming, washing dishes, dusting, sweeping, mopping... and then going outside to mow the lawn, trim the hedges and wash and wax the van, the car, the motorcycle, AND my ten-speed.

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