Honestly. I have more of a moustache than that.

Yeah, all the hair masks I've done or heard of that call for everything from honey to plain natural yogurt to strawberries, etc, etc.... You're always supposed to leave it in for a while and then wash your hair normally. "Rinsing with cola" sounds like she pours it over her head and just rinses with water o.O…

This is without a doubt the saddest looking peach fuzz I've ever seen.

I hate Justin Bieber but I also hate how so many commenters on Jezebel give him stereotypically "feminizing" mock names and mock him for "looking like a girl" when they should be aware that such is contributing directly to patriarchy.

I believe standard damages would be a billion a ball. So he may be entitled to two billion dollars.

My friend got egged in the balls. He was walking down the street minding his own business and a bunch of teenagers threw an egg out of their car and hit him right in his nutsack. He says he was in pain for days. I think he deserves a billion dollars too.

I'm Doctor Evil's used car dealer. My reputation is very important.

Good, I hope he wins! Mostly because that's an awesome way to get a million dollars. "Another round of drinks for the bar, on me. Just spreading around that sweet, sweet Bieber Egged Me money." It would be cooler if he was poor, though. If he's a Bieber neighbor (Belabor?) I'm sure he's already doing all right…

Best. Gif. Ever.

Wipe your face, dear, you've got a little schmutz

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I'm not sure that is a mustache. I think baby biebs drew it on with an eyebrow pencil. He was practicing staying within the lines.

I can back up her statement! As soon as I washed my hair with cola I too looked like an Amazon. I became beautiful & strong, my right breast gone to facilitate my murderous archery skills. My father Ares (duh!)gave me the most bitchen girdle. Thank you Coca-Cola. THANK YOU.

He really should be sued for that mustache. It alone is a crime for our eyes to see.

There must be more to life than being really really ridiculously good-looking.

My mum says that in the 50s my aunty Dorothy used to do her hair in a big bouffant and hold it in place with sugar water, till she got chased down Dunbar High Street by a flock of bees.

I use Internet Explorer. Anything above 1.1 crashes my system.

How or who led her to the "Oh I'm gonna pour this can of coke on my hair and see what the fuck happens" moment?

Exactly my thought! Or if you take a little nap in the sun you wake up to an ant festival on your head. Just seems like a bad idea to coat your head in high fructose corn syrup.

I prefer limp hair to a swarm of bees buzzing my head.