Wow, that's a weird neighbor. :(

a) That was 100% fucked and he is definitely in the wrong. He heard your hesitance and denied you the opportunity to expressly withdraw consent for penetration by using you as a masturbation sleeve and finishing as quickly as possible. Please take cocopop's advice and do not sleep with this guy again. If he can't even…

Aw, she found her lobster!

Scallop jizz.

You handled everything just fine. You were very direct. I'm impressed. He's obviously the one who has no idea what he's doing. I know this wasn't one of your questions, but I hope you will not be bringing this guy home again.

I don't think an LDR breakup needs to occur in person. He might wish you had saved him the trip.

Hi Jezebel! I'm a new commenter in serious need of advice from the experienced, please help me out! I'm a 19 year-old college student who is learning how to navigate the world of causal sex and I feel like I'm maybe fucking up with the communication aspect.

RIP Larry.

I'm gonna post a happy.

We played John Legend for it because one of my students told me it was Larry's song.

This week I had to do something I never thought I would have to do. In my classroom, we are growing sea monsters. One of them died and we had a memorial service for it. Its name was Larry. It was not even a half inch long. It was very surreal having a service for Larry. We played John Legend for it because one of my…

Hey y'all, I'm about to quit my job tomorrow! I started a job earlier this week at a large company that often requires me to stand on a concrete floor for entire 8 hour shifts (minus a 30 minute lunch). I went through an HR orientation before starting work where they told me that I was entitled to two 15 minute breaks…

What did you do to end racial discrimination today? Personally, I ended racial discrimination this morning by stealing a pen from a white man*. It was an accident - I signed a receipt at a drive-thru and forgot to give the pen back - but I'm pretty sure it leveled the playing field, race-wise. Thank God for me!

Our girl is home. Happy and healthy. <3

Suuuuuper disappointed that this is the only post tagged Lobster Pussy.

You should try it. You'll experience "pleasure so great you'll feel the SIZZLER EXPLOSIF".

I DEMAND MORE ARTICLES THAT CAN BE TAGGED WITH LOBSTER PUSSY.

Looks up on webmd: "My fanny looks like a lobster"

Personally I don't think I'd want people associating my vagina with the smell of seafood....maybe I'm just not arty enough.