Nine hours later, neither mistake has been fixed.

I once, regrettably, made a glory hole joke and then was forced to explain its meaning to my mom. That was not the worst part. The worst part has been the three years since where my mom will randomly work in glory hole jokes into conversations. I've created a monster. My only solace is that she created me so she did…

A glory hole, colloquially, means exactly what I think it means.

Then this just happened:

This reminds me of the time I met with a husband and wife right as the Tea Party was becoming a thing. The wife got this very smug smile and declared, "We're teabaggers." I tried to contain my laughter the best I could, "I'm sorry?" The husband said, like I was the idiot, "We don't believe in none of that government…

It's getting SO much worse. At least twice a day I talk myself out of a "Not to be an asshole but...." comment. It's just such a basic part of being a writer, right? I know mistakes are easy to make in a rush, it just promotes the idea that none of these writers really give a fuck about their product and don't care…

BRB writing a 50 Shades rip off. "You missed a spot, Christian," I pointto three water spots on the tile. "Get the tie." "Not the tie," Christian whines. "Yes the tie. And the Windex." My Inner Goddess crosses her arms and nods her head in approval as he squirts the Windex on the tile and wipes those unsightly water…

"For the record, Madam Secretary was under the impression that other State Department employees were keeping records of her real body on their own accounts, so was not under the impression that she needed to retain it for this picture."

Whatever, I'm into this. If a guy does all the bullshit chores around the house, I'll have more energy to give blowjobs. OR I'll have more energy to watch TV by myself. Either way, it's a win.

Wearing the same outfit as Violet Beauregarde is the real crime here.

That's how you pick up a dropped mike. Music is on point and girl can move. Patterson is one lucky bastard.

mandatory :

Eh, there's not a single country that's free of violence, period.

Lol. It's written twenty times on the wall behind Meryl, too. Not hard to miss.

On an unrelated note, I've come down with a sudden case of streep throat.

At least it's the truth, instead of the jingoistic bullshit about how India has this problem and all Indian men are like that and they have an actual rape culture instead of the fake one that crazy feminists say they have in America.

Also, the film is called "India's Daughter," unless it has been renamed for US distribution.

I mean, as a former grad student who had to write and proof a shit ton of my own work, I get that sometimes you mistype things and that it's sometimes harder to notice those goofs when you're proofing your own words.... but this article probably took a few minutes to write and less than a minute to read carefully...…

"Meryl Strep." Really? I really wish that Jezebel/Gawker Media would hire some damn copy editors or something. I know it's their MO to write shit and get it up as fast as possible, and that typos are a totally normal part of writing, but I mean... come on. This story has two original sentences, and one of them is a…

"This is not just an India problem; this is a problem that inflicts almost every country in the world," Pinto said. "There's not a single country in 2015 that is free of sexual violence against women."