Testicle bites. That's just nuts!

I have noticed lately that a lot of content is repeated over the weekend...

Also adding to the Confucian influence where people will refuse to raise another's child, the society as a whole looks down on people who do so like it's shameful, in a society that is already very judgemental. It can actually be hard later on to find work for both the parents and the adopted child because of how…

Hey, this could save you money on those pesky adoption fees. Like a free baby drive up window. Just sayin...

I am in a listicle mood today, so:

baby boxes and hatches make abandoning a newborn too easy and fail to address the reasons that parents choose to abandon a baby

I remember this continues to be a huge problem in South Korea. In South Korea, all births must be registered by the government, and the stricter international adoption laws prevent people from sending their children to an orphanage for the sole purpose of being sent abroad. A recent law has stated that international…

Is this a new Jezebel thing? Two writers post the same story, and go head-to-head for clicks/comments?

Oh man. This went from awesome to goddamn disaster really fast.

I noticed a cute guy up at the bar with some of his friends. He ordered a whiskey ginger and as soon as the bartender delivered it, I swooped in and grabbed it, turning to the guy and saying, "how did you know this was my favorite drink?" We talked, he got my number, and a week we went on one (mediocre) date after…

It was "panties." Trust.

I didn't intend it be a pick up at all but:

It was 1998 and I was bartending the Monday Konkrete Jungle dance party in the East Village. Not a great night behind the bar, as almost everyone was underage and/or on way too many other drugs to bother drinking. Lots of ice water, for which I charged a dollar, which went directly to my tips. Anyway.

This is only tangentially related, but some guy at a house show asked me: "how many calories do you think you burn during sex." He wasn't trying to pick me up, he just thought he was cool by mentioning sex in a frank way. I said "none because I just lay there" and walked off. For sone reason thinking of that exchange…

I once tried to pick up an insanely cute guy at a bar on Halloween. I was dressed as Flo from the Progressive commercials and he kept telling me how cute I was. I left to go on stage at the event we were at, and when I returned, he was passed out on the bar.

In my statistics class there was a guy that all of the women (and quite a few men) thought was a raging hunk. I didn't see the allure. He was nice though. He would always sit next to me and we would chat about all sorts of things.

My best friend was negotiating the shared tenancy of a flat with a gym PR manager who looked exactly like Mark Vanderloo. She brought him to the bar that I was working at, and just before they shook on the arrangement she called me over to pour them some shots. There was one for me too, obviously. We raised our…

Once, I went over to this guy's house and brought beer because he wasn't 21 yet and a DVD of 28 Days Later and we sat on couches across the room from each other and I just thought at him real hard to make a move. Eventually, he was like "Hey, um, are you trying to have sex with me?" and I was like "WHAT IF I AM."

Newly single, I ran into this hot guy I was acquainted with at a bar after my band played a show. I was like "Hey, I know you. What's your name again?"

He told me his name and my next question was "Wanna go make out in your car?"

Well, fuck. I'm here early enough and I've got nothing, other than the truly ridiculous number of times I've pretended not to know how to use chopsticks to get whichever dude is currently The Target to show me how.