I like it! You're givin' me ideas I am far more likely to carry out than the rhinestones...

Same! I truly 100% do not care for myself, I know it's not some rationalized "I do it for me because I like it!" thing, I have zero problems with having hairy legs in the comfort of my own home or out & about under clothes in the winter, or with a partner who has expressed a sincere "that could not possibly matter…

*throws away tweezers*

Yes! Roseanne's house was the first one I'd ever seen on TV that looked like my house, and the homemade afghan (before knitting/crochet became trendy again) was a major visual signal of that.

Yup. Very analogous to the findings of that Geena Davis group re: women/girls - we usually only get about 20% of the speaking roles in any given film/cartoon/etc, and I don't remember the exact stat but when it starts to approach closer to 50%, both men/boys and women/girls will report that they perceive the cast as…

Yeah, they're awful. Once we had to refuse a shipment at my workplace, because the box was literally ripped open and half-smashed, and the order included some breakable medical items (blood collection tubes, etc). We'd had issues with missing or broken items in previous shipments, and that vendor specified that if we…

Triple zero. Blargh! I cannot find a reaction gif that perfectly captures my blend of disgust and bafflement and annoyance and WTF-ness. *sigh* I wish sizes gave you actual useful information, like "the waist on this is X (cm/in) around". (I know, I know, too many differently cut/shaped items to apply a consistent…

Many years ago I had to wear "office appropriate business casual" and it SUUUCCCCKKKEEDDDDDDD. My condolences for your need to shop for that standard.

Yeah, I'm 5'7" and about 140, pretty much straight up "Medium"/Size 8/10 (and thank the lord that I mostly wear medical scrubs at work and The Dreaded Pajamas/Leggings/YogaPants at home, so I only need "real clothes" for those infrequent times I engage with the rest of the world, but...) when thrift-store shopping…

That's kind of how I feel about the whole interview, tbh. The last thing this culture is suffering from is "too little" focus/judgment on people's appearances, ESPECIALLY of the "I personally don't find you attractive enough to wear that" variety. STFU and mind your own business, nobody's forcing you to look. Bleah.

Exactly! Made sense he had some pot and a big sandwich...

Yeah, regular porn = super depressing. I love Ilana. :)

Wow, gorgeous! Absolutely my favorite. (Sorry, everyone else, those designs just hit all my buttons. :))

I think a lot of the Explicit Fanfic vote got folded into Free Porn when fic got eliminated, though, and though one can apply many adjectives to fanfiction, "boring" is rarely one of them...

Awesome! I hope the restorative powers of a hot Irishman have done you good. :)

I honestly thought they meant the hoagie until the helpful educational graphic above.

You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they serve at Krusty Burger...

Yes! Absolutely in my top 10 as well, and this string of comments has brought so much joy to my day! I am returning from lunch break with a huge smile. :) That whole episode is a favorite of mine - too many things to quote without just repeating the whole thing!

Yep. My friends are always amazed when I tell them my favorite little cousin (all grown up now) is a pastor, because they know I'm not religious and all they ever see on the media are the terrible kind of "Christians" and they wonder how I could possibly like someone like that. But my cousin is a really smart…

You were plenty upfront - when I was your age I wasn't as comfortable communicating things as I am now, and I probably would've just been subtly angling for a better position and/or powering through it in silence, so I'm super impressed that you were able to verbalize your needs in that situation. He was just a total…