One of the neighbors in my apartment building is reasonably quiet in the evenings (I mean, we can all hear eachother at all times because it's a "vintage" building, but such is life), and on weekends or when they have guests there's generally really good salsa/merengue music playing (they are Latino, but I'm not close…

See, I read that as: "SIZZLER EXPLOSIF! Pleasure so great, you'll never feel the..." with the end of the sentence left hanging. I can only assume they are implying: "Pleasure so great, you'll never feel the lobster in your crotch!"

How is there a reaction gif/jpg for literally every situation? I am in awe of your skills and cannot stop laughing. I <3 the Internet.

Yeah, I was in a long-term relationship once with a guy whose best friend was not only a woman, but a woman he'd once dated (many years before, she was married to someone else by then). Many of my friends were baffled, "Aren't you jealous?!" Hell no! She accompanied him to activities that I have zero interest in, and…

Yup. My brother works in a Pepsi plant in a will-to-work state, and the amount of flat-out illegal things (including surprise, literally zero notice, mandatory-as-in-you're-fired-if-you-decline double shifts) is insane.

Yep. In my experience both being a server and observing other people in restaurants/bars, the more money a person has, the less likely they are to part with it.

Yeah, one of the places I worked in the 90's had some set amount we were required to claim, no matter what our actual earnings. Usuallythat was slightly lower than our actual take, so we didn't protest, but if you had a slow shift full of assholes, you'd be claiming money you didn't make.

I was with you until the second part. Sometimes groups of friends have wildly different incomes, and as someone who was frequently the friend on the bottom of that ladder, I would deliberately only order an app and a single drink (or whatever) so that I could still hang out with the group and responsibly afford my…

Yes, and on a relatively inexpensive meal for one person (the kind I generally partake of!), the difference between 15/20/30% is often just a dollar or so. Most of the time, an extra dollar is not going to make or break you (and if it is, I might respectfully suggest that you re-evaluate your decision to eat out at…

In my experience, even if you think the employer would bump you up to minimum wage, nobody would dare ask, because, as someone else said, if your tips aren't bringing you up to that level, they are going to think you're a crappy waitress and fire you. Something else to keep in mind that I only saw one person mention…

LOL'd really hard at that fantastic freak impression.

If you have to ask, you not the kinda stone-cold down-n-dirty freaky-freak he wants to hear from...

First read I thought you said "Call someone over for a pizza, then kick 'em out when it's done" and I was going to say that if you're eating a pizza with them, it's obviously not THAT impersonal of a sexual encounter, but now that I'm typing this I'm imagining some kind of weird booty call for dining company ONLY and…

That sucks. It's crazy how influential things can be when you're young. I wish there was a way I could help you kick that voice in the ass and get it out of your head.

I say this as a vegan for 12 years and a vegetarian for 9 before that, and as someone who checks the ingredients on my cockatiel food and whose dog is freegan (I buy and occasionally make her vegan food, because I don't wish to spend my money on animal products, but I don't care what she eats that I get for free or…

It kills me how many people are like "Well once I heard a story about that vegan couple that starved their baby..." No, you heard a story about some absolute morons who thought human babies could survive on nothing but almond milk, or whatever. For god's sake, they're not representative! I heard a story about some…

False. This is, objectively, the greatest video game hamburger anyone has ever seen.

You just made everything about this 5 million times better. Fantastic!

Yeah, if it had said "reading smut" I would've had to go with that option, but I prefer the free online variety *cough*AO3*cough*, so "Romance Novels" wasn't doin' it for me. Losing touch is where it's at.

Yeah this was the toughest choice for me! I went with Libraries, and then when I saw it had such a clear lead, I wanted to go back and change it to Cemeteries.