So glad I'm not alone on this! Do not leave me a voicemail, because I will not listen to it. It will sit there for a really long time making me feel anxious and guilty, and then I'll finally decide that enough time has passed that I might as well delete it.

LOL! Legit involuntary guffawed. Chortled. Cachinnated.

True. Once a guy friend of mine in college saw me nodding out at a party, got me the hell out of there, then stayed up all night to make sure I was OK because he was worried about how out of it I was, and he did not attempt anything other than platonic caretaking despite having a previous history of consensual sexual…

I got fired from a high-end-of-medium-end actual restaurant (like, not truly fine dining, but a place people would go for "nice/fancy" celebratory dinners) a few weeks after I insisted on using worker's comp to go to the doctor (because no insurance/money to go any other way). I'd slipped on the oily floor after…

How is it possible you had the exact perfect gif for that typo?! I am in awe!

Double extra super million stars for this. Ugh. Vet tech in a private practice now, formerly in a shelter for years. EVERYONE seems to think that chips are either lo-jack devices that can find lost pets, or that they contain a full readout of information. They ONLY have a serial number, and you ONLY get the valid…

Not really - lots of stuff gets named with just the place name: California condor, Virginia creeper, Texas longhorn, Boston terrier, Florida panther, Kentucky bourbon...

LOL was going to post something similar.

Tag your porn! Jeez! #NSFW

Took me a minute, and then...

LOL side-scrote. 3/4 taint profile...

Oi, don't bring your own biases into this. I'm vegan but falcons aren't.

Awesome! *grooving around apartment*

Please take the fries off my head, kid, the basket is extremely hot.

Hmm, while I will always picture that tripadelic 70's animation in my mind, I will reserve judgment on the updated visuals until I see them...

Automatic Shezza star. :p

Yeah, it definitely can be. I'm sorry you feel alienated. :( I was very lucky for a couple reasons - 1) my Mom wouldn't let them Doogie Howser me because she knew I was still just a dorky little baby-child who had no business getting tossed in with the older kids, 2) everyone pretty quickly figured out that there…

Amen.

Holy shit. There is literally no place on earth free of these monstrous horror-show excuses for people.

The whole point behind emphasizing that this is a cultural trait that adults deliberately foster in children along gender lines is not to dehumanize boys/men or turn them into cavemen. It's to say that all children start out with the exact same capacity for empathy, and "we" (ie, society, and even if "you" don't do…