Ding ding ding! Same here. Reading at a college level when you're in Kindergarten is impressive. Reading at a college level when you're in college, not so much. LOL. I flatter myself that I'm still pretty intelligent, but all the hype when I was a kid did zero to help me achieve anything grandiose, because I totally…

I did do a quick search for that clip, and didn't find anything in the time I was willing to spend. :p

I know! Came here to say the same. Made my chest hurt. :( So impressed she had a comeback, and I hope someone gave that other kid a good talking-to about bullying.

My inner Smartass Nature salutes your inner Smartass Nature over that hilarious "pin some squares over the shoulders of a tank top" tactic. Namaste.

That sentence was the worst for me as well. Because it means you also get shit if you decide to wear the "boy" uniform of slacks, oxfords, and a button-down, however modest that may be. Fuck you and your "prettiness" requirement. Ugh.

Yeah, she could be 35, but if she said she was homeless and hungry and in desperate need of help, only a predatory rapist shitlord would isolate her in his apartment, give her alcohol, and try to have sex with her. Actual human beings would just try to get her some help.

For real. I wouldn't even insist on being the filling - I'm happy to be bread in that sandwich if that's what they'd prefer. *shrug*

*takes embarrassingly long time to do the math.....*

Thanks for pointing out the Khal-y goodness, or I might have not noticed, and also I love your username. :)

I love Chris Hardwick. That is all.

Yeah! I mean, I liked the original of course. But I am really over the trend of rebooting everything, so despite the Girl Power angle, my support was tepid at best. (Insert clip of Moe Szyslak saying, "I'm more of a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm...") But the minute the dude-bros started…

A+ gif usage!

LOL! "Choose the form of your Destruction!" "Don't think of tampons, don't think of tampons..."

I almost posted that one as well! ONE two three, FOUR five six, SEVEN eight nine, TEN eleven twelve, and they all played games...

OMG that is totally reminiscent! Good call! :D

Ugh. This came on the radio once at work and my coworker was startled into nervous laughter at my abrupt "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ABOMINATION?!" rage face. NO. #robertsmith4lyfe

Cannot stop laughing at the shower-ghost debunking.

Wow. I have a lot of fond memories of awesome band field trips, but none that can top that!

Whoah that looks super cool!

He knows a few important things...