LOL! Yeah. We have Pandora at work and the most hated employee constantly chooses the Maroon 5 Channel and the rest of us constantly switch it back the minute she walks away.

LOL ghost wine.

Ugh yes. Literally feeling you right this second. Hence why I am not asleep. (I will admit that picturing a dino chowing down on my uterus is making me snicker a bit and therefore feel strangely better, so thanks for that!)

OMG Flashbacks to my college boyfriend. He was so serious about being "A Writer" (yeah he pronounced the capital letters out loud, you could hear it) and so fucking pretentious about it, and every time he'd show his work to the rest of us we'd have to think of new ways to feign polite support because it was just the…

Yeah, that was terrible. :( I'm very glad her estate has so far left her writings available online.

I do this one all the time for my dog, but don't consider it "secret single" behavior because I will absolutely do it in front of anyone, and my last serious ex had his own list of songs for his cat as well. :)

I have become so accustomed to the glories of single life that I sometimes wonder if I can ever go back. Like, I catch a reflection of myself in the mirror behind the vintage built-in cabinet in my apartment, and I'm in my underwear, have that green clay shit on a face zit, eating peanut butter straight out of the…

For real. When I read the title, I instantly thought, "DEAL!"

Yeah, the summer between high school and college I was the all-day-every-day nanny for a family that had occasionally hired me for babysitting before that. There was an 8 year old little girl and a 2.5 year old little boy. They gave me full permission to "smack or beat them if they won't obey you," which horrified me.…

Thanks! I just posted a similar reply before I saw yours. :) *educated dog-person high five*

Nope. Our culture is alll messed up about what dogs/wolves "really" do. Please read this webpage that explains a lot of misconceptions: http://drsophiayin.com/philosophy/dom…

Yikes, please don't. I know that episode of South Park was funny and all, but, in multiple episodes, his manner of gaining "control" is to literally choke the dog to the point it passes out. Even metaphorically, not a good technique to use on children (or dogs). Professional dog trainers/behaviorists who don't operate…

*joins your club*

Agreed 100%. People need to look at the behavior of whatever particular individual dog they are dealing with, not fall back on breed stereotypes. I have seen an adult with horrible facial scarring from a Lhasa-apso, let alone various other bite injuries from various other breeds. And they really REALLY need to educate…

Yeah, it's my understanding that most Americans actually eat plenty of Omega-3's, but we also eat SO many Omega-6's (mmm, sweet sweet corn...) that it screws up the ratio and makes it functionally as if we do not eat enough. I am too lazy and corn-addicted to pay close enough attention to my ratios, so I do…

Eh, he can come whenever he wants - his hands and mouth will still work fine. :)

I haven't eaten an animal in decades. Am I allowed to be outraged? :-\

Profit?

That is hilarious. It would be so much more convenient, though! Why did this guy think tampons & pads exist, though? Because we're all just too lazy to "hold it" until the next time we're near a bathroom???

TRUTH. If he can get me to the point where I am legit no-more-left Done, that is some good sex.