LOL! "Too foldy. Three stars."

The AOL part was Mark click-baiting us. The actual article just says "private email account" and that the level of encryption is "not known." If she paid for her own hosting somewhere etc it might have been very secure, not that it wasn't still an error on her part.

Yes! Is Amsterdam the sister-city to Salem? :p

And how little they cared for their wives, I'd add. After all, they're totally fine with putting your vagina-property to good use as long as you stick to your property. They'd sold the daughters fair and square, no qualms there. They were still in possession of the wives and expected exclusive usage rights. This whole…

Hard to say without seeing it in action (and even then I'm not allowed to diagnose stuff over the internet :p). A couple thoughts that come to mind, though:

As long as you know the DNA test is mostly for fun, it's all good. :)

There's yeast in mead??? <—(clueless)

Yeah, probably not what he was going for. LOL.

You are an awesome parent! I always wanted to be a reindeer for Halloween, and was never allowed, because "they're only for Christmas." I salute your seasonally "inappropriate" party theme! :)

Ouch, that is harsh. On the bright side, Ethiopian food and hard liquor are both delicious, so at least there's that? :-\

In a situation very similar, actually, to the point that if I start writing about it now my blood pressure will cause the top of my skull to explode, but just wanted to say you are not alone. (Which sucks - nobody should have to deal with this shit.)

I am so so sorry for your friend's loss. That is horrible.

Congrats! She's beautiful!!! <3

LOL.

LOL I had to read that so many times to figure out WTF it was supposed to mean.

I am hypnotized by that gif. I know that feel, little panda...

Love it!

Hm, I admit that hadn't occurred to me... Are we sure they know how? He might think you get pregnant from blowjobs?

I want to set her up on a blind date with that guy who thinks you can swallow a camera and it'll end up in your vagina. They have so much in common!

That song SO gets stuck in one's head! When we have GoT watching parties, it alternates between "wieners, lotsa wieners, floppy wieners..." and "Dinklage, Peter Dinklage..." as the credits roll.