Here’s a grand idea: name it Brock’s Law. Make sure his name is directly associated with this law so it’s never forgotten what he did and got away with.

If only there were a show featuring pregnant teens...hmm.

What the actual fuck is this even? It's like joke maternity photos making fun of people who take them too seriously except I'm pretty sure they're serious and I don't even know. I just can't.

ok I thought I was the only one. I thought it looked like she had a prosthetic body in that photo.

This one weirded me out a whole bunch. I have no idea who those people are, but it sure felt like:

She looks so healthy and happy lately.

or actual adults who do adult things. are you kidding me? if you aren’t leaving me a VM at work or even as a social call you are not getting a call back bc it clearly was not important.

I feel like we aren’t really addressing the root of the problem: WHO IS STILL LEAVING VOICEMAILS in 2016?

Waterbury, CT? That seems extremely specific. I lived near there for an internship (granted, it was more than a decade ago) and I don’t remember it seeming like a hotbed of drug traffic. Did I miss something?

i have experienced all the things youve said just recently...how in the world does this person not get it?

sometimes

almost like having a scanned passport will help the consulate or embassy get you a replacement

sometimes

That info was on her iCloud. She was travelling overseas and wanted to make sure she wouldn’t be fucked over if she lost her IDs.

imagine taking two seconds to read about what actually happened

Usually, it involves pushing an old person in a wheelchair into the deep end. It’s an acquired taste.

Go to bed, Mr. Trump. You have a big speech tomorrow, and don’t want to waste your “A” material on Kinja.

Notre Dame is as bad as it gets, which, considering Stanford exists, really is saying something.