Thanks from the Paterno family.

I get that we are all pissed at McQueary for not stopping a child’s rape. It’s a horrific thing and he could have made a difference to that child in that moment which is heartbreaking and infuriating to contemplate. But seeing something like that — different people might process it differently. I can see how someone…

In fairness, Romney never supported him and has denounced him throughout.

handbags

But they are both guilty. So I’m okay with starting somewhere.

Nice deflection.

If they fall into a TV satellite on the way do they become social media?

I was suspicious of him at first, but the introduction of the COS changes everything. Fucking weirdos. Maybe he can take them down at last.

Perhaps someone challenged him to “Screw Scientology!”

Bad news, no I won’t fuck you, but the good news is that you are a shoe-in for a moron sports podcast.

More fun than you, apparently.

Word. Especially if Lane Johnson ends up with a lengthy suspension.

It’s an Italian thing.

That’s the fear.

We’re not that delusional.

Not so sure. It seems that he had like 5 plays and one idea -- go fast. Once the league figured that out, it was over.

You could have a sports radio show here. Sadly.

Perhaps you need a Xanax. I hope yours comes laced with something despicable. hugs!.

Don’t even say it. There’s a whole lot of us in Philadelphia holding our collective breaths. Chip hurt us, bad. We like what we see but we’re still spitting between our fingers and throwing salt over our shoulders. Don’t jinx it.

This smells kind of real, and weird in a Carrey-esque way. Having Truman Show level surveillance of one’s girlfriend and then realizing it wasn’t enough seems .... oddly plausible.