dogfishalibi
DogfishAlibi
dogfishalibi
Oct 30 2016
46

“..that man”? You mean CLARENCE CLEMONS, saxaphonist for the E Street Band? The late Clarence Clemons, whose last thing he recorded was Edge of Glory? Huh.

Oct 30 2016
33

First we all have to stop pretending that a 280 pound men can run a 4.4 40 naturally. Quite simply, modern science has made football obsolete from a health standpoint.

Oct 30 2016
24

Just a reminder that he does have a normal face IRL.

Oct 30 2016
88

It isn’t so much that his face stayed in motion when his skull stopped moving, more that his brain did. I don’t know that any helmet technology or rules change can prevent that from happening, and that is problematic.

Oct 29 2016
29

I LOVE this. I was shopping in the states (I’m Canadian) i was in Pet Smart (Super Pet, Pet Co?... Can’t remember) and bought the largest Teddy Bear I’ve ever seen with squeaky paws for my rescue pup. I never get tire of watching him drag it around the house even though it’s the sam size as him. Read more

Oct 29 2016
11

Didn’t say the penalty was wrong. There’s no point subjecting kids to head damage and then throwing yellow laundry everywhere. How do we prevent such injuries? How do we learn from each incident? That’s why it matters whether it was avoidable. Read more

Oct 29 2016
10

I’d be more sympathetic to McGhee, who didn’t seem like he intended to make a dangerous play, if he didn’t stomp around like he made a huge stop and then sulk after seeing a flag, all after giving up a pretty easy first down.

Oct 28 2016
26

Maaan, if I had a dollar for every time I heard that one.... Read more

Oct 28 2016
98

Hey, that dolphin came on to me.

Oct 8 2016
113

Right, I don’t think there’s a single positive thing that could possibly happen for him bringing up Bill Clinton. He won’t gain any votes, it’s awkward as Hell for Hillary, and obviously embarrassing for America. Read more

Oct 8 2016
153

This election season has been so heartbreaking for so many reasons. While I’m perfectly confident that Clinton will crush Trump, it’s been genuinely heartbreaking to discover that ~43 percent of the voting public finds someone like Trump to be palatable and that they’re willing to excuse and even celebrate his blatant Read more

Oct 8 2016
256

This fucking election. I can’t. This is a presidential election!!! Read more

Oct 8 2016
231

Plus, a genuine apology wouldn’t insist that this news story is a “distraction from the important issues.” No, you irredeemably predatory fuckwit, your inability to see women as human beings (as opposed to body parts for you to grope) *is* an important issue!

Oct 8 2016
353

Yeah, this “apology” is bullshite. An apology does not include a “Yeah BUT so and so did this.” A sincere apology is a form of humbling yourself, and not bringing up anyone else’s actions. Read more

Oct 7 2016
21

This is very true. Romney, even though he is smug and kind of a prick, is the least odious to me, mostly because he lives the way he speaks. He is a practicing Mormon. He has the same wife he married originally. He engages in public service. He does not flaunt his wealth particularly much. He can be clueless and Read more

Oct 7 2016
19

To be fair, some of the people quoted do not support Trump. Mitt Romney been pretty clear that he’s not supporting Trump for over a year now. He may never say so out loud, but I don’t think there’s any question that he’s voting for Hillary this year. Unless of course he decides to throw his vote to Evan McMullin. Read more

Oct 2 2016
25

I felt it was an above average SNL.

The Family Feud sketch and the Sinkhole Breaking News sketch both killed.

Oct 2 2016
121

DAMMIT. My dad was just diagnosed with “either Parkinsons’s with dementia or LBD, time will tell”, so I’ve been reading up on them all week. Had never heard of LBD previously. Hate hearing how fast it came on for Williams, while he was still so young. What a waste of a wonderful mind. Read more

Sep 26 2016
12

GWB would not win a GOP nomination nowadays.