Part of the problem is that we care more about the impact of his decisions than he does. That’s not how it’s supposed to work. We hired him to care on our behalf so we could watch Netflix and eat burritos. Instead he’s the one watching TV and eating shitty food while we agonize over the fate of our nation.

The President (or Uachtaráin, ook-tah-rawn, for some reason we call them the English word “President” mostly but we call their house Áras an Uachtaráin, not sure why!) is the Head of State and they do, like, stately things. They host foreign leaders for dinner, they officially sign legislation, they give speeches,…

Good question! In Ireland the first language is officially Irish (Gaeilge, sometimes erroneously called Gaelic) so generally official shit has Irish names and we use some Irish words day-to-day (a little like Hawai’ians will use words like aloha and mahalo even while speaking English).

That’s the thing. Yes, Impeaching Trump would give us Pence - a Jesus-blowing dipshit - but at least Pence is a professional politician who knows not to engage in crazy bullshit when you have access to the nuclear football...

Pence will be president in six months, so it makes sense.

“Where the Veep Has No Shame”

yep its perfectly okay to root for an adult with obvious mental health issues to fail, she has money fuck her, not like she was a child whose drug addict parents dragged her to adult clubs so they could live vicariously through their fame. nope because she has money she must instantly figure her shit out despite the…

As much as I hate Mike Pence, I’m okay with this. Normalizing Pence is a good thing, because it further highlights how abnormal Trump is, paving the way for impeachment. I’ll suffer 4 years of Pence, but I don’t think any of us will survive the next year of Trump.

Yes yes yes to “A Small Good Thing”

I only saw the first part of your reply in the notifications and laughed heartily :)

Made pants! Pretty cool, pretty decently fitting black skinny jeans! Not going to lie, fairly impressed with myself now.

Accomplishments thread:

I just hit 50,000 words on the young adult novel that an editor at a major publishing house is very interested in reading. This is good news for obvious reasons. It is bad news because I now spend a great deal of time thinking to myself, “HOLY SHIT SOMEONE WHO MATTERS WILL ACTUALLY BE READING THIS.”

After 10 years, I finished paying off my student loans today! *High fives all around*

I don’t think so. I have very sparse eyebrows and my own mom doesn’t wax her eyebrows.

How can anyone believe he was at the top of his class when the man can’t read?

The last month has felt like years to everyone I know. I live in DC, which has always been one of the bluest of the blue cities, and everyone has been upset for months. It’s like there’s a cloud hanging over everything.

I just took the LSAT after having an election-induced panic attack about my life/career! You have plenty of time. Only advice that I wish I followed more: Remember to be really serious about timing yourself doing the sections. I didn’t find the questions or content hard but trying to do some of them in 35 min can…

bahahaha I was wine drunk while I wrote this!

It looks like he’s legitimately grabbing her pussy.