This list is all over the map, there’s no theme or criterion. Thanksgiving dinner makes sense, a huge amount of food wasted, a huge amount of vomit to heave up, probably an equivalence in dashes-to-the-bathroom-and-heaves and platefuls? Plus all the family to judge you.

This movie was dreadful

I had a similar list, and it included abortion. But the list had a caveat that if the student felt they had a particularly novel approach to one of these no-go topics they could pitch it to me for approval. This student thought “Because I want to have a say” was novel. It was not.

I know, just kidding. I’ve been there and it’s lovely. You might not want that to get around though. 

But for the love of all that is holy, please, please take five seconds to determine if something is a joke before getting all self-righteous

“Fake shoes!" 

Stefan invented the Whole Paycheck joke

Precious Lee’s breast look amazing. I hated Kim K’s look. I don’t know why Dylan Lauren insists on wearing her hair in the weird slicked back, puffy style. It really ages her.

re: your last part I feel REALLY pissed about this entire narrative because I fucking LOVE Ann Dowd and think she is foxy as HELL and I really hate the thought of her reading all of this and feeling like a piece of shit. It makes me so angry. ANN DOWD IS BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED.

Was the joke about “her looks” the one comparing her to Aunt Lydia? Because I thought that joke had less to do with her actual appearance and more to do with her terrify persona and how she’s complicit in other women’s oppression.

But, also, Ann Dowd is really pretty? And comparing Sarah’s looks to Ann Dowd should not…

Her endometriosis had been going on for years. If anything, her hysterectomy was a big step in resolving her medical issues. Also, if I feel this much fremdschamen just hearing about the boneheaded things she says, I can’t imagine being her partner for five years.

Enh, sometimes very intense people like Penn can be oddly attractive for a while. They turn that intensity on you, and it makes you feel exciting and special. For most people, though, that effect wears off and you think, “OMG, this person is just an asshole!” And it’s not only women who are susceptible - we’ve all…

Yeah, I still enjoy Charlize but my esteem has diminished from that debacle. At least she figured it out and dropped him before paperwork was signed.

I would love to see him and Shia Ladouche stranded on an island together. Two celebrities who claim they hate being celebrities but can’t seem to stop doing the stuff celebrities do.

“...same ethical views on parenting, including the continuing parenting of adult children.”

I was never disappointed with me

I realize that you’ve written a post about Sean Penn, but why is the top photo of a catcher’s mitt filled with hepatitis?

The world actually did end in 2012 as predicted by the Mayans. Since then, we’ve been living in a strange purgatory where things become increasingly more ludicrous. One day we will hit a breaking point and wake up to a new world, a new consciousness.

If I were lawyer.com, I’d have paid her extra to do it in that accent she was doing a few years ago.

Hey, she can afford it, so why not if it gives her comfort. The thing with cloning though is that (as far as we know) all you get is a physical replica with maybe some predictable “behaviors” (via DNA). Until science can prove that an ongoing consciousness is apparent and that the “copy” is actually cognizant of its…