Best food to barf: ice cream.

I want to know who told Angela Bassett, Patricia Arquette, and Felicity Huffman that this movie was a good idea.

I always had a list of things students weren’t permitted to write about—abortion, euthanasia, and capital punishment were three of them.

Just to be precise, it’s not actually against the teachings of the Catholic Church to be gay; it IS against their teachings to practice homosexuality though. How’s that for tricky?

Not all of Canada is freezing. The climate of a good part of BC is just like Washington state—moderate, but rainy. Rarely, a bit of snow. 

For this....and so many other reasons, y’all need to move to Canada.

Right—I even went skin-to-skin with my goddamn puppy!!!

Pfft—I went to a convent school. That last scene in the trailer wasn’t scary...it was business as usual in high school. Those nuns moved FAST!!!

Hahaha—I don’t know who she is, but I was intrigued by your mentioning of her “breast,” so I had to look! I was picturing one big one in the centre of her chest, so was a little disappointed. They do look amazing though!

Yeah—I agree with Patti LuPone in general as well. However, I will also say that I think stage actors (in general) tend to suck on film. They invariably overact because they’re not used to having to act with subtlety.

I always liked Charlize Theron...until the whole Sean-Penn engagement debacle. I couldn’t believe a halfway intelligent woman would spend time with this douchey wife-beater. And he’s so fuckin’ stooooopid, but he thinks he’s smart!

I think that’s what’s aging her more than anything else. Like her skin looks great and her hair is glossy and she’s in good shape, but she just looks like she’s in her mid-forties. There’s an odd stiffness to her animation—and I think you’re right: it’s plastic surgery and botox.

I have a bidet spray. When I pee, I spray and dry with TP; when I poo, I spray with bidet hose, wash with soap, rinse with bidet hose, and dry with a washcloth.

It was because of the Hays Code: https://vanwinkles.com/why-lucy-and-ricky-slept-in-separate-beds

Right?! The whole thing was inane. And I just couldn’t get past the fact that Leonardo looked like a child, which freaked me out in the sex scenes.

Hahaha—SO true. I hated that stupid movie so much.

I hated him, but I hated the other guy too—he stole money from his mother’s underwear drawer!!!

I was actually referring to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West and their ability to make incredibly cute babies.

Yeah, say what you want about those two, but they do make adorable children.

Still...how would the person who gave it to her feel if he knew his generous gesture had been re-gifted...and how would Sylvia feel if she knew Frances had received it from someone else.