I listened to Whoa, Nelly on repeat in my junior year of college. I remember seeing the “I’m Like a Bird” video and thinking she was one of the most beautiful women I’d ever seen and I wished I looked like her. I’ve always thought she’s the coolest, and this just makes me love her even more.

This was my assumption as well. I don’t think he’s working a 9-to-5 job and then spending his nights picking up that many guys at the nearest bar...this is his 9-to-5.

So. My initial thought when looking those numbers was “how do you have the time? Don’t you have a job?” Then I realized, it must be his job. Right? Why else is he tracking in such detail on his phone? Trying to catch all the Pokémon?

Does... he think all black people know one another?

Shout-out to Peter Alexander for calling out baby hands claim about winning the biggest electoral college since Reagan.

Look at you. Pausing movies to go to a bathroom. La-de-frickin’-da.

The problem is that something like La La Land is rendered pointless when I can just go to Pornhub and watch a 5 minute video of a guy jerking himself off. 

Why bother with a theater when they make you wear pants and don’t let you smoke a bowl and pause it to go pee?

Wow. I think he illustrates perfectly where the motivation for these bills comes from; a hatred for women’s voices and choices and medical well-being that is based in hatred of women themselves.

There is a kind of catharsis in watching a show that makes you want to cry. You are expressing a lot of emotions, grief and sadness, but at the same time, you know that this is all fake, so in a lot of ways, it’s safe. It’s not the same thing as being actually emotionally devastated — there is still a wall between you…

He certainly was:

“Oh, did I say abused and raped? What I actually meant was ‘great guy who treated me like a queen.’ That Donald is a real stand-up guy, I tell ya.”

I never want Harper again. That dirt bag damn near destroyed this country. I am not a Harperite. That fucking asshole.

It’s all relative. As a progressive who spends time in both the U.S. and Canada, I find myself frustrated daily at Trudeau (for dragging his feet on First Nations issues, for approving pipelines that will endanger some of the most pristine and valuable land and waterways in the country, for completely reversing…

He’s okay. He’s better at saying the right things than at actually implementing progressive policies.

So he’s your Obama. Cause it sounds like he’s your Obama.

Trudeau is a refreshing change from our previous Prime Minister Harper in many, many ways, but he is a politician, first and foremost. What that means is that regardless of his personal or stated positions on anything, he has to make concessions to certain political realities.

It reminds me of a hideous bedspread my grandmother had.

Yeah, I’m all for being anti-fairy tale endings, but I think that based on reports, it’s not the institution of marriage she has issues with...

Bernie would’ve beaten Adele.