But what is she wearing. The Beyonce-as-Madonna thing is too fucking much.
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Melania: “I don’t get it... so WHEN do I get deported for being an immigrant?”
Donald: “As soon as the tits start sagging. So keep a travel bag handy.”
The sight of not just a woman, but a BLACK woman in trump drag should be enough to drive him into a rage explosion... of course, I’d expect a crazy tweet about this and not even touching on the MISSILE FIRED BY NORTH KOREA last night.
Yeah, I was coming to say that. The skit at the end where Leslie Jones and Vanessa Bayer were trying out to play Trump was probably in that vein as well.
I prefer the term ‘Irish’ thank you.
I think “malevolent incompetence” would be more to the point, because the other way could be interpreted as saying Trump is not competent at being malevolent, which is untrue. He’s not very good at many things but at being a complete prick you have to admit he’s a master.
Every damn day he does something to remind me of Yeats’ The Second Coming:
As a Canadian, I am fairly expert on how to incorporate snowflakes into your day to day style. In this scenario, I have to give it up to Will Arnett; not just for choosing appropriate footwear but more importantly for the classic squinty ah ah there’s snow in my eyeballs expression, which elevates the look with…
In these insane times we now live, watching NewmotherfuckingYORK and Sonja with a sexy J brunching and talking shop (and by shop I mean vaginas) is just so very EVERYTHING I need. The perfect pallet cleanser and ray of LIGHT!
It seems that way, doesn’t it?
I’m pretty sure Ivanka sent the original tweet (the one with “she’s always trying to get me to do the right thing” in it)... and then Daddy retweeted it through his official POTUS twitter account.
I notice that she - like her boss - seems to be incapable of speaking in full sentences. And usually their sentence fragments lack proper grammar and syntax. Yet the White House keeps putting her out there as a spokesperson. I guess that’s fitting for the bizarro world we’re living in, but it’s baffling all the…
Let him cry. If he’s a good lay, pat his back, roll over, and change the locks tomorrow.
Right? Her dad tried to get agencies to pay like $100k up front or something, before even repping her? Is the mom just as bad?
Remember his toe-curling, awkward, oblivious Golden Globe speech?
Yeah her dad kinda worries me. He seems like a leech.
It’s never a good sign when a child is a family’s only source of income. I mean God damn do they have no self respect or awareness?
“Making love” is creepy and super sappy. I hate it too.