Yes, I think you nailed it. And in addition to the chameleon thing, I think he might be kind of a glommer—he gloms onto a woman and then becomes the male version of the woman. He adopts their look, their persona, their values. It’s just weird.

It depends on what you want to say with your haircut though—one’s focus isn’t always to sexually attract. For example, sometimes women need the power-bob cut, other times the politician’s-wife cut...or sometimes even the fuck-you cut. I had a colleague whose abundantly sexy hair was her best feature. She’s been kind…

Yeah, I made $2.57/hour at my part-time job during university, and my first salaried job out of university paid $700/month. My rent was only $210 though. I saved up $2,000 for FOUR MONTHS in Europe.

I was thinking about re-watching the whole series, and then I realized the first few seasons were heavy on the Piper-Alex relationship (and on Piper in general) and decided not to. Piper is just so unlikeable and not in a Nurse Jackie kind of way.

You don’t have to download it; you can just stream it, and that’s not illegal (in my country, anyway).

I think most people know how to stream videos from free streaming sites, but don’t like to put up with the porn pop-ups and warnings that say your computer is infected with seventeen viruses. I subscribe to Netflix, but I like to watch other shit as well, and I don’t have cable, so I stream from those alternative…

Who is the blonde woman (second from right)?

All I can think about is that they must be SO uncomfortable all evening long.

Was it really necessary to refer to Chiquis Rivera’s gown as  “plus size”? “Voluminous” is bad enough.

Har.

Oh jeez.

My main secret is that I do.

Thanks for this. I’m old and as I was reading this I was thinking, “Really?!! People in their twenties can drop this kind of cash without thinking?!!” I couldn’t and I’m old and don’t even have a mortgage!

Fuck you—you tricked me!!! I take pride in the fact that I’ve never heard Justin Bieber’s voice....UNTIL NOW!!!

Yes, I’ve given birth, but not for almost three decades.

How can you tell if Kegels are working? I do them all the time because my mum had a prolapsed cooter and I don’t want that to happen to me. In other words, I don’t have a problem, but I do Kegels for “upkeep.” So how can I tell if they’re working?

Oh man, I feel your pain.

Stinkiest place I ever worked: the Math department of a large research university. Every damn one of the profs stank...including the one woman. The grad students weren’t nearly as bad.

There’s a certain type of person who smells like soup when they sweat (and sometimes just in general). Oddly, it’s often not the large person...it’s the lithe young woman who looks like Emma Stone.

This is a joke, right?