excellent!!

No one has said anything too outlandish, but my mother in law is staying with us and twice she’s come to the dinner table without wearing pants...flesh colored undies, a t-shirt, but no pants. That’s odd right?

My uncle then proceeded to mansplain the law to me (I’m a lawyer)

I am trying to go Grey Rock with my narcissistic witch mother and enabling family members, which means avoiding visits at her house, where.she would feel free to be awful to me and I would feel trapped. So during Thanksgiving dinner, she announced self righteously that a few months ago she got mail addressed to me at…

Well, I actually said something to the effect of, “OK. I went to law school and am licensed to practice in 2 states. But hey, I know nothing.” That was when he got worked up and couldn’t talk.

My extended family aren’t talking to me or MamaDuck because we didn’t come to be ignored at their get-together. Because my (step)brother drove all the way from Grand Juntion, Colorado with his GF and their two kids to see us, that’s why. We had chili instead of turkey and people actually involved me in the…

My sister is an insufferable narcissist whose entire purpose in life I’m fairly certain is to make other people feel bad about themselves.

that sounds fun! we watched the new Gilmore Girls revival :)

Oh, god, just everything half my family said. Also, my nephew joined his college’s “Young Republicans” club. Pour me another drink, bartender!

Hi all — I hope you had a great Thanksgiving, American Jezzies. But if you didn’t…. here’s your thread to complain about uncomfortable things various family members said to you at Thanksgiving!

I hate it when people say, “I’m moving to Canada!” Odds are, we don’t want you either. Canada is not your safe space when things don’t go your way.

continually rolling out her bonafides when she does something like this is getting tiresome as well - it devalues the currency of the facts seems less like earnest empathy and more like i have a black friend!

lena dunham: I’m the victim here! Me! Me!

WOOOOOOOOOOO!

In the statement that is up now, it states that they’re moving on to Michigan and Pennsylvania now that Wisconsin is paid for

...now the goal is 4.5 million. Anyone know what’s up with that? Does that mean we can do more states? DO ALL THE STATES!

Woot!

I feel like: 1. if there’s going to be a civil war, having a President Trump might delay it, but won’t stop it,

Its the long shot, but the civil war thing crossed my mind also — but then I reviewed all the folks he’s planning to surround himself with, said f- it, and handed over $25.

I have mixed feelings about this. On the one hand, if a recount happens and comes out in Clinton’s favor, yay President Clinton. On the other hand, I’m a little afraid that might actually start a civil war at this point.