I ride my bicycle like this:

YES. PLEASE WRITE THIS STORY I WILL BUY IT.

Flirting is the worst. Ban flirting and require humans to get to know one another via improvised interpretive dance battles.

I think the people who tend to be overly concerned about how they are coming off to others, tend to be kind of a drag. People who don't give a fuck what anyone thinks are always more interesting.

You're confusing branding and marketing with reality. Excluding clothes for children (not yet grown or developed human beings), clothes are just clothes. The distinction between old and young people's clothes is a fabrication of marketing and branding. Furthermore, in the case of women, the distinction is part of a…

I can't even get mad at the OP. I can't even remember the last time that the responses in a thread made me laugh this hard.

So are you the one who decides what counts as "young people's clothes," then? That's wonderful! Finally, we've found the person with authority.

The Westboro Baptists have figured out how to comment on Jez articles!! Nooo

Come back when you get to your mid-30s and realise you still want to dress like a regular person and not to fit some pigeonhole that a child has placed you in and then we'll talk.

On behalf of old women everywhere, go fuck yourself. Seriously, is this what you spend your time thinking about? You remind me of my ex at 18 who had a whole plan about how he was going to kill himself when he turned 60 because after that he'd just be an embarrassment. Yawn. Existing While Saggy. It's a thing. Let go…

What? Please. One need not immediately retire from fashion after 35. As you age, I hope you are comfortable calling yourself an "old woman" when you look like the woman pictured, who is probably around 44 or so.

"Old women"? God, the ageism on Jezebel is getting really bad.

That seems like a personal problem.

Oh, fuck right off, troll.

I am now going to do the cheap digs I hate when in a real argument. Because this doesn't merit a real argument.

A)I notice Princeton Mom is NOT sporting a wedding band. No man?

B)Nellie Olsen would like her hairstyle back.

Paul Simon started it with his kid in 1972. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harper_Si…

Society tells me I can't wear eye makeup even though it makes my eyes pop like god damn supernovas.

"It says:

I work in beauty, so my company makes money off of confused people buying every product ever. But...really what everyone needs to do is if you want makeup to be your thing, look at your face, figure out what you want to highlight/change, and go from there. Some people don't want a face full of foundation. That's okay.…

No, I'm DEFINITELY putting on makeup all wrong! I barely ever wear makeup but if I could hire someone to put it on for me every morning, I would be slathered in so much makeup you don't even know. How do you people make eyeliner look pretty? Are you all warlocks?