That is shocking! The Who Killed JFK Jr.! Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend will at last answer for their crimes.

My perfect breakfast? Black coffee and cigarettes. Not hungry in the morning, and a big pile of greasy food does not sound the least bit appetizing to me when I wake up, and fuck cooking it/cleaning it up.

If you call someone a faggot (while you're shoplifting, no less), I think that you should be so lucky that they stop at just Febrezing you.

I sure as fuck didn't use that word when I was 14, camera or not. That defense is such bullshit.

I don't use it as a catchall a much as a supreme example of their hypocrisy. They claim to be the moral voice in the world, and they're definitely not.

For afternoon coffee?

If Candyman and Bloody Mary are mentioned separately three times in a comment thread, they will come out of your computer screen.

Does nobody remember the creepy weird urban legend horror stories from before us? Bloody Mary? Candyman? Etc.

He doesn't approve of the child-free lifestyle? I don't approve of sheltering pedophile priests and the cardinals who knew what they were doing. I guess that makes us even.

I know people who tell black jokes, jokes about jews, jokes about women... the list goes on.

You are very young, I think. There's so much more experiencing you should do whether that's through volunteering, traveling, reading or talking, even if you're not young.

Translation:

Have you ever stopped for a minute and considered why black jokes, or Jew jokes, or whatever jokes are considered funny? RACISM, you dummy. You can be friends with them if you want but stahhhp defending them on the internet—you're not doing anybody any favors. Like, seriously. You're defending JUSTIN BIEBER. He…

I had friends who told racist jokes because they thought they were funny too. I stopped being friends with them. Because they were racist.

Where did I belittle him? Justin Bieber is the Biebs no matter how dickish he gets. He has done many dickish things outside of racist jokes. I'm sure it gives him extra Biebspower.

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OOOO i was in manayunk once (douchey riverside barscene in philly) and there were two bathrooms available but the female one was FOREVER occupied by someone so i was waiting in line for mens.

I know, right? why are women so worried about sexual violence and harassment when they should be more concerned about hurting mens' feelings. What is up with that? Women! What a bunch of drama queens. Men aren't scared of cat-calls and public transportation gropings, and you know why? Coz men stand up for themselves.…