Very sorry to hear about your grandma. I hope you and your family were able to find some comfort and happiness for a few hours last night.

Counterpoint: no one cares about the White Sox

Enough about his costume! Tell me about Qualcomm!

This was in the article itself:

Glad to see Trump, just over a week before the election, spending time stumping in a state he has absolutely no chance of winning.

That Trump ground game is superb.

You honestly could not have picked a better year to start this series

Could not be further from the truth. Cardinals are currently .5 games out of the 2nd wildcard. They have EVERYTHING to play for right now.

Sent my wife the picture of Dwayne Johnson from Jumanji. Her response:

“So essentially Dwayne Johnson went into my dream and pulled out exactly what I’ve fantasized about. Everything down to the fact that he’s a doctor. I will not be able to focus anymore today.”

It’s incredibly eerie that my dad also had an aggressive form of leukemia that stopped going into remission in April of this year. He passed away in late June.

Hot take: poutine is just a crappier version of the WILDLY SUPERIOR AMERICAN CHILI CHEESE FRIES.

I’m definitely not saying I hope she gets hit by a bus. But in a way I am saying I hope she gets hit by a bus.

When can Hollywood stop trying to make Jai Courtney a thing?

You know the show didn’t always work for me. But I do find him incredibly insightful, interlligent, and funny and I always liked that the show did exist and had it’s devotees.

This is literally the worst thing I have ever read on the internet.

The only greater joy I’ve had in a theater with my 8-year-old daughter than watching her with squeal in her seat with delight when Holtzmann went nuts kicking ghost ass with the theme blaring, was her reaction when Rey wields the lightsaber for the first time in The Force Awakens.

It is nice to see Angry Video Game Nerd post on Jezebel every once and a while.

The wife and I LOVED it. Just a great, fun summer blockbuster.

Is anyone going to ever call out Rich that every movie that has a woman as the lead he finds reasons not to like it?

I got a lump in my throat because it reminded me of watching the original almost everyday as a kid.