Fun fact: This dude is only 36 years old. Did he drink from the wrong grail or some shit?! 

“Have some respect for the office if not the man!”

Now that she’s killed off her family, she can really devote herself to public service. Good for her!

Fuck Paul Ryan and fuck you too, apologist, shitstain.

In NYC??

Racist fuck creates burner just to post racist shit and argue about it for over and hour. You get your Breitbart star for the day.

Buuuuullsheeeeit

“I think they were trying to insult the case,” Mr. Phillips told the Times. “Why go there with the $1? That was the hurtful part.”

Tell us how you would rate him dying of a heart attack while on top of Ivanka.

The best solution. BRING BACK HAPPY ENDINGS.

Glad to see AV Club has finally risen to 1998 Wizard Magazine levels of discourse

As someone who lives in Indiana, I can confirm that this event will have absolutely zero impact regarding our state’s stand on guns. We will, however, not let this tragedy impact our meth distribution to the rest of the country. You’re welcome.

I just ordered King’s new book, so I’m hoping it’s good (it really can go either way with him).

Trump is a piece of shit who I hope dies in office.

I live in Milwaukee and work in Waukesha. I have co-workers that think living in Milwaukee is like living in an active war zone.

“oops, we got a rich one, and there was a camera”

“The Milwaukee PD wishes to extend our apologies to all for tasering a famous black man.”

The problem here isn’t really calling Ms-13 animals. One time I sat in a murder trial of an MS-13 guy who in a case of mistaken identity, tied a guy to a chair with duct tape, stuffed a sock into his mouth, and stabbed him to death with a skinny kitchen knife. The blade broke off after he stabbed him about 20 times,…

The sad thing is that Cuomo, Nixon, and Clinton are the best that the Democratic party can come up with.

SCTV was always better than SNL.

I suggest this program get replaced by a gritty SCTV reboot.