Ha ha yes, imagine delaying a Supreme Court nomination into the next year!  To think of such a thing!

The murderer is definitely the owl.

can’t wait to tell my mom “the rest of the world is laughing at us”

“doing service projects and going to church”

So what’s the opposite of a Pulitzer? Asking for a Grey Lady.

Agnes! I was a kid when Moonlighting originally aired & I lived to hear her answer the phone. 

Sadly there’s a crop of almost-old men ripening on the vine.

Who actually drinks the same amount of water as beer?

on the other hand, back in the seventies, he was on a pretty famous tv show....

Hey, don’t bite the hand the feeds you amirite?

When asked if Chevy should succeed him on The Tonight Show, Johnny Carson famously opined “Chevy Chase couldn’t ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner.”

You can argue who comes off worse in the Dan/Chevy feud that got Harmon fired for season 4. They were both assholes. The difference is, Harmon has grown, and Chase hasn’t. I imagine one of the things that pushed Harmon into therapy was that Chevy Chase was basically like his Ghost of Christmas Future. Spirit, is it…

born to a wealthy family, married wealthy, and has never known what it means to be middle or working class.

This.

Chat roulette is back, baby!

Don’t quite understand why she needed a manager. All she needs is a claim form with the damage and or take a pic of the bag. Delta is pretty good at resolving these claims. Sorry but having traveled all over the world on all the major carriers, this is a non issue. Sorry Mike but this is a bullshit article.

Does this system allow the president to send anything other than text? Because after this morning’s Stormy Daniels/“mushroom” news I’m worried that he’s got something to prove.

Why should they believe the same prognosticators who told them that Hillary was going to be elected President?

We need to get him and Noah Taylor on a project together, in which people constantly confuse them for each other, just like I do.

Yes, congratulations, you’ve caught me. I’m not inclusive or tolerant of people who have revealed themselves to be racist and sexist. I’m also not tolerant of people exhibit poor grammar.