If you think he’s pumped now, just wait until you see him when 9/11 finally turns 18

This man is a sociopath. He has no empathy, he doesn’t know how to express the proper emotions in any given situation, he’s stupid, callous, crude, a liar, vindictive, and petty. He’s an embarrassment to this country and a poor reflection on every single U.S. citizen currently living here or abroad. I hope he rots in…

Yeah I’m nervous too. I mean, how the fuck did that guy win both the recall election AND another general election? Wtf is wrong with people here?

I put on a jersey at halftime, I’ll take credit for this

I assume someone needs to sober up a bit before a conversation occurs.

Here’s my guesswork reconstruction.

So she noticed there was a person there before she noticed that person obviously removed all her stuff and refurnished the apartment?

This man is both evil and an idiot. The people of Wisconsin are and deserve better than this scumbag.

He could be an anchor in the Fox River.

Not surprisingly, “Loadstarrr46” is his grindr handle.

Fredo is making his move.

Uh...I feel empathy for people in situations not of their control. Sarah Sanders very much is in control of her situation and her life. I have no sympathy or pity for her.

...did Pauly D get a sponsorship gig for RealDoll?

Step 1. Find a good local credit union.

That’s the same way he bypassed Congress to place tariffs on Europe, Canada, Mexico, and China. He used some old law no one could have remembered that states the president can place tariffs on countries they consider a national security threat. When mocked about these countries being a threat, nothing happened. He got…

In Hong Kong there are food stands where you can buy a cup full of various organ meats that have been stewed in soy sauce and five spice. And it’s not chopped up and breaded and such. It’s a big-ass cow stomach that is plucked out of the boiling liquid and a few pieces are cut off for your order with kitchen sheers.…

Schumer wouldn’t dare do anything so useful.

If not, you can always fall back on copy editing.