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So I’ve only watched DD and skipped on the Defenders. Is there anything I need to know before DD season 3?

Shit! It finally connected. That’s who she is.

Wait. What? How? Why? And Davidson is fucking ponytail girl? Where’s David Copperfield because hosts are getting hypnotized if a cast member has the cash.

Tried watching the first season. Ugly animation and sophomoric jokes. 

Hey...I liked Ozarks.

No other Republicans have the balls to correct him? Nice. Well done government. 

Eat a bag of dicks hypocrite. 

I recently moved back to the Midwest after living two decades in NYC and reconnected with a dear friend over lunch. You know where this is going right? Everything was fine until he intimated that Trump is doing a great job and Obama was garbage.

And none if will even matter. How is this even happening? 

So many beautiful women died. So beautiful. Sad.

Me rikey! (corrected for more pronounced racism)

My favorite part? When Dumbo mentions how he got rid of the “disastrous Iran deal” and the crowd applauds like they have any idea what they’re clapping for. These rallies are pathetic.

Exactly. That’s why it is a “full shift” not “she was off work and spending time at a bar” though that should be easy to prove.

He’s such a fucking tool. I moved back to Wisconsin two years ago and I’m baffled how he got elected (oh wait...no I’m not. Outside of Milwaukee, Madison and, to some respect, Green Bay people in this state are kinda easily lead).

So just a big fan of talking out your ass? Got it.

Then why did you say “is the theme of the show still rape and cannibalism tho”

So, you’re just kind of a shitty person huh?

Well, I’m glad we helped them out. They’re the best.

This. There’s no way he’s burning the midnight oil, pouring over law books or doing any of that librul learnin’