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Vermillion’s got back!

That dog deserves better.

We were walking through our local yacht club (already a red flag) with our dog because she likes walking on the piers and some fat fuck was sitting on his boat flying a Trump 2020 flag. As we walked be (not saying anything) he piped up with a “What’s your problem?” It’s like these sad little shits are just waiting

Who wouldn’t want an endorsement from one of history’s greatest losers?

Oh Boy. I loved Murphy Brown back in the day but I think this is gonna be cringe-worthy TV.

A face for radio.

That’s a punchable face right there.

What do I know? I like trash too but I just can’t get into 911. Reno 911? Yes.

Everything about 911 is inherently awful. I feel bad for the actors but I guess a paycheck’s a paycheck.

Christ how did 9-1-1 get renewed? We don’t deserve good tv.

That at DeLillo’s Underword

Rafi...how does one permanently get out of the greys? Asking for a friend.

I mean isn’t that the entire reason Trump picks these guys? It’s not as if they are doing any work for the country. They’re just in it for a paid vacation and a power trip.

You should really check out Fargo...all of the seasons were transfixing TV just like Legion.

Shit. Never heard of this and now all I want to fill my empty hole is that turquoise mermaid. Thanks a bunch.

A.P. Bio is a perfect sitting in front of your TV eating dinner show. I find it very funny and the supporting characters all have nice beats too. I’d be sad if this and Great News don’t make the cut. The first season of Superstore had a few misses too and NBC gave it a chance and now it’s going into season 4 (even

I’m saddened by it. Teddy was such a complex character on Rectify and to see him grow through the series was rewarding. I was glad he landed a role on a major network show not that I’d ever watch it. I need examples of his asshole behavior before I cast final judgment.

Is that the Arby’s guy voicing Venom? We have the meats!

Excellent news! Search Party is such a great gem of a show. Kinda like Baskets but with murder.