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A man can dream.

You are correct. Bel-Air is Midwest Taco at best. There’s a huge Latino population in Milwaukee but they don’t eat at Bel Air. They’ve got real food in their ‘hoods.

Yeah...you can skip the Bloody at Sobelman’s...you’ve got a meal there already. This might be an extreme but a good Bloody always comes with great garnishes and a sidecar of beer in Milwaukee.

Am I alone in giving zero fucks about anything Beyonce? I can’t be alone in this right?

I’m a white guy from Wisconsin but I learned my greens recipe from a black lady on a street corner in Brooklyn. I’ve gotta say my greens are pretty on point. Next up: perfecting smothered pork chops.

Seriously one of the weirder stories around here in awhile.

If I still lived in Brooklyn this would be all I need to vote for her. Bye Cuomo.

Macaroni Rascals!

It doesn’t even fucking matter anymore. Another cabinet member fired? Happens weekly. Trump lying? Happens every hour.

Whoa. Slow your roll internet toughguy.

Wait until he starts a war before the next presidential election to distract the masses.

And yet Bush looks good now. How the mighty have fallen.

Pussy.

Still never seen any of these movies and I’m fine with that.

I just binged the first three episodes last night (I wish I’d waited to binge them all- damn you Netflix!) Quite extraordinary. I do have one question for anyone who read the book (I tried when it came out but there was just so much exposition and long-windedness IMO that I gave up): what is the purpose of a “fire

Where have I heard that before?

Unless she starts throwing her poop at reporters this doesn’t qualify as a “meltdown,” this is just a lying sack of shit answering bullshit questions from a neutered press corpse (see what I did there?)

Every time I see a Justice League story my first reaction is “when is this movie coming out?” and then I realize it already did. Weird.

Ya’ll watching this?

I’m reading Toobin’s Patty Hearst book now. Man, that would make a great series.