BRING BACK JESSSICA JONES.

Why make a children’s movie about a woman who skins dogs for fur, then draw the line at her puffing a sweet Macanudo?

Literally my first thought. Company does marketing? How absolute dare!

I feel comfortable coming out and saying that I too was cast as Jerry Buss. I only found out I was fired when I showed up to set and literally no one had ever heard of me and everyone yelled at me to leave or they would call security.

While actual cotton candy tastes like wispy spun sugar, cotton candy flavoring always tastes like a toned-down generic berry flavor to me. You know what I’m talking about, right?

Coca-Cola Starlight Tastes Like One Big Marketing Ploy

Oh, good, I’m not the only one who thought that was a weird headline. If you have to stretch and twist to interpret it, then... try a different headline. I mean do they mean “act” as in actual act or “act” as in he’s been pretending to be one thing and is actually another, which then raises the question, how does…

As I’ve said elsewhere, I find it easier to just ignore the grades given in AV Club reviews as they rarely add anything to the article and often don’t make sense.

Not to mention a straight-up fucking lie.  There is absolutely no way he hadn’t heard of Motley Crue.  My grandmother had heard of Motley Crue.

I mean, yeah, it was pretty easy to assume they just cherry-picked a band to use as a metaphor for Motley Crue’s fading relevance, and that said event never really occurred.

Can Congress even invite people to the White House? Seems a bit like Senators ordering 50 anchovy pizzas for the President.

“....In the mean time thank you to Congress for inviting me to the White House …⁣”

Not a girl, not yet a functionally literate adult. 

Last month Spears released her own memoir, much to the chagrin of Spears and Spears. Now, Spears will release a tell-all that will surely be to the chagrin of Spears and Spears.

I used to do food delivery. It wasn’t the weather. It was the customers. Yea, the roads haven’t been plowed yet and I have to park 2 blocks away from your house so don’t get mad because your order is taking longer.  Also, FFS turn on your house light and maybe shovel a bit of the snow off the sidewalk. 

Eh, you suck. But seems like you own it, so cool.

Yeah, I’ve never heard of this; I just hand the receipt back with the cash, or if no paper currency’s involved with the change, I just wrap it around the first sandwich along with the napkins.

My general rule is that if I wouldn’t be willing to brave the conditions and pick up my food myself, I won’t ask someone to do it for me. It requires some honesty with oneself, but it works. 

Cute, but I find it hard to believe most fast food staff assume their shoes are tied, then look down to realize they wore the velcro.

Proper etiquette is to pull forward, check the bag, and park if something is missing. But, in this day and age, no one seems to have any courtesy.