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Sorry the mild salsa wasn’t very spicy.  I have a suggestion about how to remedy that in the future, it turns out it’s available in medium and hot spice levels as well!

Also, stop trying to operate your own kitchen under restaurant standards with the level of paranoia that if you touch an egg that you’re DEFINITELY spreading disease across everything you’ll touch for the rest of your life. Don’t be gross, but fucking relax

You mean those gloves they handle both your money AND your food with don’t magically sanitize themselves in between?

I’d rather BOH wash their hands as required rather than wear gloves. Gloves actually encourage less-sanitary practices.

Back in the days of the phone book places would name themselves AAA Haircut or AAAA Anal Gland Removal to get first listing. 

I’ve always liked their fondue and chocolate-dipped desserts, but I’ve never understood why people enjoy the mediocre boiled meats. 

“when everyone’s on a budget”

Melting Pot has a niche because, outside of really big cities, you generally cannot get fondue in a restaurant. (Yes there are exceptions and thanks for sharing them *eye roll*). Once every few years the cheese and dessert fondue make for part of a fun night out (a few of their over-priced wines help) - skip the

Horrific. They’re they only place that made mac and cheese so bad I wouldn’t eat it. And the chocolate fountain they have is an EPA level superfund site.

“Some of Golden Corral’s biggest strengths are our comfort food like fried chicken, meatloaf and pot roast,”

I don’t get the “hate” for it anyway. The ingredients are the same - sauce, cheese, toppings - they’re just assembled differently, and the crust is tweaked to handle the different construction.

That’s just ... stupid.

Good point, enough about Chicago pizza. Let’s get down to the real topic. How do you feel about working for the company that fired all your co-workers?

Just because tavern style is more common, doesn’t mean Chicagoans don’t eat deep dish.  That’s just as stupid.

I bought a new refrigerator last year and I intended to bring a magnet from home to make sure beforehand that it was magnetic. I forgot to do it, but I got lucky that it is. In hindsight, I was in a hardware store so I likely could have obtained a magnet from elsewhere in the store, but alas.

This feels like a face-saving explanation on the part of manufacturers. More than likely they’re saving money by using more plastic and less ferrous metal, but want to present it as a “only trailer trash use magnets on a fridge”.

No, they don’t. Vegans made a lifestyle choice and they get to live with the consequences of their choices, just like the rest of us.

You get a star. My chicken sandwich tastes better without the side of hate. 

Why is the Takeout so in the tank for these fucking “Christians”? Fuck Chick-fil-A & the Cathy family.

Disregarding politics and religion, I’ll pass every Chick-fil-A. It’s a sad tasteless, lacking sandwich. Jollibee is my goto if one is nearby. Best I’ve ever had was from AlBaik, a Saudi chicken chain centered around Jeddah. Big pieces, hot, crisp. Hot crisp fries that embarrass anything put out by McD.