docprof
Doctor Professor
docprof

It’s not “well documented,”  it’s “frequently documented.” There are many, many articles about it. But every single one of them only have a single source- the CEO claiming it. There is no follow up. No evidence presented. Just the quote from the CEO.

“customers everywhere made the mistaken assumption that because “4" is bigger than “3,” the McDonald’s burger was actually larger, and therefore the better deal.”

“However, customers everywhere made the mistaken assumption that because “4" is bigger than “3,” the McDonald’s burger was actually larger, and therefore the better deal. Woo, American math skills!”

I think that it just failed because no one wanted a fancy-schmancy burger at that time. I was alive when it came out and remember the commercials. It was “for adults” and the commercials had kids making hideous faces (unless I’m remembering it wrong?)

Theres nothing special about it, despite your weird love of it. Its a quarter pounder with mayo and a tomato, thats it.

Why couldn’t you just order a quarter pounder deluxe minus pickles plus bacon and mustard?  Or go to Wendy’s and get a bacon cheese burger. 

If you get this angry over something as meaningless as a trailer, maybe you need to reevaluate the priorities in your life 

Learn some basic manners and how to calm down, you fucking FREAK.

Holy shit, you are an asshole. What the fuck. Nothing in my comment required that attitude. You responded like a fuckin crackhead. JFC

Alternately you could print it out, roll it up, and shove it up your ass.

Yes, but first you have to scratch out Iron Fist and write in After M*A*S*H.

“security guard at Russia’s Yeltsin Center managed to deface a $1 million painting during his first (and only) shift.”

Looks very familiar.

Looks very familiar.

Looks very familiar. 

I just never got the “Doritos” taste from them at all. If I hadn’t known they were supposed to be Dorito flavored, I never would’ve guessed. Definitely a dissapointment.

I think it's becoming clear that the guy is full of shit, and $65 million is a made-up number. 

I’ve tried most of these and don’t really like any of them. The powder just adds salt and fake flavoring and distracts from the other taco flavors. I much prefer the plain crunchy tacos.

Dear Taco Bell,

You expect to hear this from wealthy, entitled assholes, so this tracks.