Drake is such a pathetic little man.

That’s cool. It still looks like a high end video game cutscene and the story will likely be as compelling as one too.

Space movies are cool. This movie sucked. Not because of being a space movie.

Damn, all the new additions to the cast sound great, but Brown and Pratt are blah.

Do you work with or know annoying people in your daily life? Do you beat the shit out of them? I’m gonna bet you don’t. And neither do most people. Because physically assaulting others on a regular basis isn’t what the majority of people do.

The stated timeline they gave is probably because of an exclusive development deal contract they have signed with someone that isn’t marvel.

Well goddamit may as well close down the production then. No one wants to make an Equalizer movie without the cocaine.

The continued existence of the career of Adam Devine confuses me greatly.

The thing with panda express is that there is absolutely nothing they serve that you can’t get for better or cheaper at any other chinese takeout place. What the hell is the draw to to support the mediocre franchise restaurant?

So I guess since it’s ABC and pulling down his pants randomly won’t be allowed, Eric Andre will be reduced to his other bit, drinking out of a ranch bottle and yelling.

I mostly had a pleasant enough time watching this movie, but it is just about entirely devoid of plot and the characters are absolute nothings all around.

Sadly no, but it does actually end on a freeze frame.

Maybe if someone had gone to a grocery store and had a breakdown over the mismatched quantity that hot dogs and hot dog buns are sold in!

Are you a baby? I can’t figure out another explanation for how you wouldn’t have learned the concept that oftentimes, things happen that do not directly involve you, but those things have an impact on your life.

The SPR3 is a pretty clunky band name. 

I remember hearing before that the reason the McRib comes and goes is because McDonald’s only sells it when pork prices are below a certain threshold.

Well that is a tremendously massive drop off.

Yeah Jimmy John’s has never made sense to me. Why should I pay someone to make me a cold, limp, cold cut sandwich with extremely limited ingredients? I can go to the grocery store and buy my own extremely easily. Or get a better sandwich from a huge number of places.

Kanye was pretty objectively correct in 2009. How can Taylor Swift win best female video while Beyonce wins best overall video? The best video is by a female. By rule it is then the best video in the female category as well.

Not until you’re substantially scared of technology.