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You did. Do you normally get style guide memos? Maybe check your spam folder.

The av club wasn’t given an exclusive interview with Chole Grace Moretz. She’s out on the circuit doing a ton of promotion for her new streaming series. Giving interviews to all sorts of outlets.

We called them from an unlisted phone number and no one answered the cold calls and we didn’t leave any voicemails but no one wanted to talk to us.

The only thing making me at all consider watching the second season is the presence of Aubrey Plaza.

I listened to the song all the way through earlier today. I’m fairly certain that is the last time I’ll be intentionally doing that. If it comes on somewhere, ok fine, but I won’t be searching it out anywhere ever again.

I understand that sometimes the names on movie posters don’t line up with the images for contractual reasons, but why the hell can’t you put the pictures with the article in the same order as the names in the headline?

Say it in a Mario voice and it makes perfect sense. Struck him across the face-a-head!

He did it because he fucked up and couldn’t get out of it.

I can’t imagine that the crazy hours and writing pace on SNL are exceptionally good for your mental health when you’re supposedly a main cast member and almost never actually utilized. That has to be depressing as hell. Good for her. I’ve liked her in other things she’s been in so hopefully it all goes well for her.

Anyone arguing the headline is fine is a ridiculous person. 

This comment can apply to absolutely any piece of media ever.

The point is pretty god damned clearly that even someone as thin and beautiful as Taylor Swift can have body image issues and still think they’re fat.

Right, I was thinking that was kind of a huge driving plot element through the entire season of Hawkeye.

This announcement would be a lot cooler if it was about a new season of Making It instead.

The real Ed and Loraine Warren are total fraudsters. The characters portrayed in the movies are dealing with actual supernatural events.

This album is boring as hell and I really don’t like the new style of singing shes’ decided on where everything is kind of lower and flat all the time. There’s no dynamism to any of the songs or vocals.

Superman is so incredibly boring

Oh yeah cool let’s fire the person who made the complaint and keep the person who did the thing. That won’t very strongly discourage anyone from ever making a complaint about inappropriate behavior ever again or anything.

And having a standard burger bun next to it to show the actual stark color difference might’ve been helpful.