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I suppose since I had already had an orgasm (and so did he) it doesn't technically count as interrupted sex but I had a guy break up with me while he was still inside me. Because the sex between us was so good he felt like he was "letting God down." I thought it was just the slightly hazy babblings of a guy who'd just

Awwwwwww, yeah!

Free Caffeine? Sign Jezebel's readership up, since it's apparently their favourite drug in the world *cough*LOSERS*cough*

From what I've heard McD's coffee is very good. We also had a "free small coffee" promo not too long ago and my bro really liked it. I myself usually drink it mixed with hot chocolate - I find it too bitter otherwise - so it's sort of a moot point for me but yeah, methinks this promo will at least get people in the

McDonald's coffee is of inexplicably good quality. It's...omg they're going to take away my CoolPerson card...but it's better than Starbucks.

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"The Bidens" is a reality show that needs to happen.

Twinsiessssssss!

Great assessment. The tl;dr version—

This isn't even subtle satire. I feel like the writers purposefully beat the message "THIS IS THE JOKE" over the audience's heads. But some of those moles would not be whacked. TRISKY, MOLE AUDIENCE.

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Oh, Angela Lansbury, you are so very awesome in every single way!

YOU ARE A GENIUS!

How I miss when the dollar movie theater had dollar popcorn night. But that has been replaced by Redbox and a package of Orville Redenbacher, which is not as good as movie popcorn. I used to bring home Target popcorn, but the snack bar was replaced with Starbucks now, so sadly there is no overly salted bright yellow

Step 1 - Release all music and movies on Tuesday
Step 2 - Discount movie theater tickets on Tuesday
Step 3 - Extend weekend from 2 to 4 days

But Tuesday is already the day they release new rentals on Amazon Instant. ARE THEY TRYING TO RUIN MY LIFE WITH CHOICES???

Perhaps a magazine called "Self" should reconsider snark generally.

I'm glad the editor is "personally mortified" but whether the runner had cancer or not, don't be a snarky asshole about what people chose to wear while doing things. I've seen marathon runners in crazier getups. THEY ARE RUNNING MORE THAN 26 FUCKING MILES, THEY ARE BADASSES NO MATTER WHAT THEY WEAR.

Christ is a boy, so if anything Sunnie was being more Christlike.

I think right now the main boycott effort is by individuals who have decided not to shop there anymore (myself included), and who tell other people not to shop there and why.