I will never in my life forget, Nov 1976, I was in 1st grade and my classroom held an election. I was the only one that voted for Carter. Every single kid in that class voted for Ford. My entire family voted for Ford. I know about as much now as I did then about his presidency but 6 year old me is forever delighted…

Well, that's just lovely. A Simpsons President Carter in honor of all of the above!

Handy *snatching*

That's funny, that's actually where I KEEP my Doritos for handy snacking.

I think my daughter wrote a longer and more informative essay about Martin Luther King, Jr. for school report and she's in the first grade.

I look at this photo and the only thing that comes to mind is the Mary Poppins quote: "Close your mouth, we are not a codfish."

That picture has been photoshopped flawlessly.

You said it. I AGREE. BECAUSE IT'S THE TRUTH.

I know you're not supposed to compare the two but.....oh, God, yes.

I'll know what you mean if - AND ONLY IF - you promise me to invite me over to Broad City whenever possible.

I wish I had the kind of friendship that Abbi and Ilana have. They are supportive, give positive criticism, goofy and they always have each others' backs. It's like the dream friendship.

I wish I lived in Broad City, like ... if you ... know what I mean.

Broad City is everything Girls wishes it could be.

Dear Lord. I love this show. It's so stupid and so good all at the same time. They are the biggest dorks in the world. Literally the most uncool people living in a city that generally forces cool experiences on you with regularity. Instead, they bumble about and wind up doing the dumbest things possible, and having an…

If all this dancing is so offensive to you and contrary to your beliefs, then don't do the show. Show the world your faith is stronger than your need to be in the public eye again.

Cripes, America. Can we stop being such a fucking joke in all things? Why would anybody believe that the stick-up-their-ass British royal family would take part in this?

I find it rather astonishing that they want to marry a specific person, but aren't able to tell the difference between him and a considerably-younger actor.

On one hand it is hard to have a lot of sympathy for women who are competing for a man's affection via a reality show. On the other hand it is hard to justify people who fuck over, lie to, and publicly humiliate women like that to turn a profit.

And don't forget that this stuff was all aggressively marketed to us, so we knew we couldn't be cool unless we were seen consuming them.

There are two things I get my knickers in a twist over: Wash's untimely death and Terminator trivia. A terminator that ages is COMPLETELY against canon. The flesh is not made to last that long. It simply rots off after about eight months, faster if the tissue takes heavy damage. It's one of the plot points of the…