Saddleback Supremes. Zero calorie cookies so that you can have your treats and still keep your diet "virginal".

Listen up, Catalano. Some of us just fall down. We just do. So take your highlights and your reliable center of gravity and go piss on someone else's cornflakes.

I imagine it is rather difficult for Jared Leto to recognize acting, so I suppose I can forgive him his mistake.

Well you know...

That is equal parts sad and hilarious.

Can we ban the statement "I don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die"? There is this cohort of dude-bros that heard it in a movie once (or on South Park, I think I remember it on South Park) and insist on repeating it every time menstruation is brought up. Seriously. Not clever, more than a little…

I had an ex-boyfriend who thought that tampoon sizes were made for different size vajays. "But honey, do you really need a super-sized tampoon? You're not THAT big."

MANSTRUATION IS THE WORST

whatever they are, they'll bear no resemblance to those nasty Whore-eos.

Because lesbians can be Christians too?

I would pay money for a Jammie Dodger in the States, I don't care who sells it to me.

Shameoas

Chocolate Fudge Technically-Still-A-Virgin Brownies

"Virgin Mints" and "Don't mix the races vanilla creme sandwich" cookies.

The monocle-drop is the new spit-take.

Quick guide:

Is it ok to wear 2 monocles? I have 2 bad eyes

YES! Finally! And next season, the lorgnette!