Divinity!

Bravo to you all that was excellent!

"O-H!"

This is my favorite thread. Ever.

Praline Purity Balls

"That's When He Carried Me"s are obviously the counterpart to Tagalongs.

Saltine Crackers and Jesus Juice to help wash down your faith :D

Dried stale cracker-like cookies that abort when slathered in chocolate.

Way to extrapolate, there, sparky.

Wat?

I had a far-right friend post on facebook that buying girl scout cookies was basically like funding abortions. I almost unfriended, but decided to keep her around to hear what gems she comes up with next.

Trick question, they won't sell cookies because that would be encouraging gluttony and/or degenerate lifestyles.

Snickerdoodles.

HIM Mints

Cookies are for sluts! You'll get your communion wafer and like it!

Red-Velvet Crucifixion Cakes.

Thin Command-Mints (you only get 10 per box)

Preachy Pralines

I'd suggest fishes and loaves, but that's one you can probably only make if you have a penis, you know like Jesus.

This article was timely because I just bought $40 worth of GS cookies from one of my coworkers today. Yay Abortion Cookies!!!!