Meanwhile, on the opposite side of the diner...

Well, NOT YET. But if Sam is drafted—and there will be an epic shitstorm if he's not—it'd be interesting to see what would happen if he got picked up by a team with real chance to make the Super Bowl. (As much as I would love to see him on the Jets.)

This part of that movie, ugh. But really using the word host ? Wouldn't that make the child a parasite ? This man needs to go away.

Come on; I can't believe no one has put this in here yet.

Well a fetus meets the biological definition of a parasite, so...

Game over, man. Game over.

Children will be henceforth referred to as "wombbusters" and abortion will be henceforth referred to as "nuking from orbit (it's the only way to be sure)."

He's essentially calling his kids parasites, isn't he?

Calling a mother a 'host' gives pregnancy a certain air of science fiction, doesn't it?

Yes! My first thought was: Wow, his mother must be so proud...

A guy held the door open for me the other day and I immediately invited him over so that he could fuck my wife and make me a cuckold.

He said that to a trans person in the past, i.e. he wanted to learn how language affects the gay community, and then he wrote this. So clearly he didn't learn much, was my point. And that makes me doubt the sincerity of him saying he wanted to learn. Sorry, I didn't make that totally clear. I mean, he said that to a…

I'll put it this way for brevity: I'm trans, my dad used the word "tranny" as a descriptive noun (i.e.: not an insult), and I didn't blow up at him because he seriously had no idea that it was a bad word. He's a professor and part of Safe Zone, even, but also works on cars from time to time, and that word is…

I'm not an expert in this either, but a couple of things. First of all, Baldwin doesn't seem to be asking what the appropriate language is here. He's using hate speech while bragging about his desire to listen and understand the community. It's pretty direct evidence that he hasn't listened or read anything about…

You really think being pressured to have sex with someone you don't want to sleep with would be an "atta boy" positive thing?

"Tranny" is pejorative. Your ignorance of that fact doesn't make it less offensive. "Trans person" is okay because this is what trans people (see how easy that was!) have decided that's what they prefer to be called. This is not hard. You didn't know "tranny" was offensive before. Fine. Now you do, so cut that shit…

Love this. I'm such a sucker for a cool flowchart.

I liked where he drew the line. I mean, sure, toxic little queen, tranny, and cocksucker are TOTALLY fine but he would NEVER say faggot!

It helps if you read half of it, stop for a snack and pee break, then continue reading.

VH1 — the network that keeps 40-something comedians regularly employed by making them relive and explain notable pop culture events from a time when said comedians were more popular, locking them into a hellish cycle of nostalgia and desperation that daytime television audiences can really relate to — has decided,…