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Is that... Meth Damon from Breaking Bad?

That, right there, is why people hate politicians.

Honestly, I can't blame her. She's running in one of the most misogynistic states. She won't have a prayer of getting elected if she doesn't say anything a little asinine about abortion.

This. This is the first year ever that I will have a Valentine in the sense that I'm not single. Before that, I was never anti-Valentine's Day. I love to celebrate things with the people that I love, so Valentine's Day is a good excuse for that. The past 4 years in college, I would get a package from my mom with

True fact: Feb. 15 is my half-birthday, and I feel like it's the universe's way of making up to me for NEVER getting to celebrate my birthday in school as a kid. Now, I get ALL the heavily-discounted candy! And it's marvelous. Also, this year I'm doing Galentine's with my bestie, which mostly involves drinking wine

Will you do this for OTHER Cleopatra's too?

it had to be done.

WORD. All I need in a pub to watch sport in, is enough screens with unobstructed views, men who don't think it's sweet I'm so into it and clean toilets.

(Also "A Voice for Men" sounds like the worst Tommy Hilfiger fragrance ever).

I'm sort of confused by the entire premise. Most sports bars I frequent aren't designed for men. They just look like regular bars with a lot of TVs. While I wholeheartedly agree with the clean bathrooms thing (and someone else's mention of plentiful purse hooks), I'm confused as to why we would need a "ladies"

Kinja Premium Account? People pay for this shit?

Aside from a good beer selection and clean bathrooms, the only thing I desperately want from a sports bar is for men to stop asking if I need someone to explain the rules of the game or "testing" me on my sports knowledge.

Here's what sports bars need to attract women:

What exactly is masculine about a Guinness mirror? I really thought we were past the "beer is for dudes, mixed drinks are for ladies" paradigm. Maybe I give people too much credit?

*raises hand*

And lots of hooks to hang your coat & bag! Under the bar, on the wall, in the bathrooms! That would draw me to a bar more than sun mirrors.

I have drawer full of period panties. They range from La Perla to Target brand panties. Why? Because getting your period sucks!

I'd wear them all the time just to mess with my boyfriend, mwhahahahaha!

Actually, I'd wear them because I like the designs and horror movies and my boyfriend is a mature individual who doesn't treat me like the plague when I menstruate.

Who wants to get really stoned and go see this? Viewing party!!