Am I the only person who fricking loved Bachelorette?? It got some wonky reviews, but I laughed hysterically the whole time. All of the leads are among my absolute favorite actresses - Kirsten Dunst, Isla Fisher, Lizzy Caplan, and Rebel Wilson. Adam Scott was wonderful and James Marsden was a perfect douche. They…

Can I arrange something like this for myself, minus the marriage proposal? Like the woman in the story, I am more interested in the dogs.

This lady wanted to be on Good Morning America, or whatever the pinnacle of exposure she thinks she deserves.

What is the "a low vera" thing other than a play on aloe vera.

I would watch the crap out of a show called How I Met Brian Cranston at that Waffle House One Time.

This is just like that story I tell my kids, "How I met Brian Cranston at that Waffle House that one time." Man...It's moments like these where you really treasure your loved ones.

I lost it at "Fancy Cyclops".

I have 28 days. Shit.

Starring, "Perfection", "Newsies", "Joseph Stalin".

'...it's basically the olive garden of love stories...'

You are serious about this wedding chicken. I'm tempted to just make you some non-wedding chicken and put ridiculous amounts of tulle on the table.

It just sucks how gendered toys are now, in general. I remember my sister and I building actual erector sets and LEGO spaceship sets. We didn't give a shit what color it was or if it had butterflies. I don't know how much of it is the girls actually needing things to be pink or companies thinking something has to be…

Glad I'm not the only one with a lot of married friends! That phenomenon is how and why I met my husband. All of a sudden, at 24, I found there was a dearth of single men in my life. A married, male friend of mine searched his contacts on my behalf and realized he only knew two unmarried men! One of those two is…

He went to Planned Parenthood. <3

I found out on NYE when I was 25 that I was pregnant- failed birth control in a deeply loving 5 year relationship where we both were SO not ready to be parents. I can tell you what- knowing I was in Massachusetts, knowing I had spectacular health insurance thanks to my Swedish company, knowing there was a Planned…

I'm over 40 but only missed my target date two months ago!

Unless.... you're going to marry your boyfriend's brother! PLOT TWIST!

YOU HAVE 68 MARRIED FRIENDS?!

Alright, get crackin' because I am really hankering for some good wedding chicken.