Would it be better if the host didn't invite a single person at all? When one of my friends was single, her roommate and BEST friend told her that she wasn't invited to a game night at their house because she wasn't in a couple. That was even more cruel, I think.

I noticed that too. Really? You won't film new episodes with him, but you'll show reruns non-stop? * slow clap *

Oprah...?

Man, that could almost be read sarcastically. The Robertsons are really laughing (and praying for all us sinners) their way to the bank.

Besides, Christians love the butt because it's Jesus's blindspot! Ladies, you can do it in the behymen and still be a virgin on your wedding night! Win-win!

Post some of the good responses here!

I guess that makes sense*. "Young men are slimy hornballs who can't be trusted...I know because I am/was one!"

That's not a whole lot better because it's pretty much the same sentiment as polishing a shotgun (threatening him with violence if your daughter gets pregnant).

Safer? Did they mean stronger? Or more cautious?

"With a son I have to worry about only one vagina, with a daughter I have to worry about multiple penis's"

God, I hate it when people say things about polishing shotguns when a boy comes to take a daughter out on a date. And on the other hand, the son gets a pat on the back and the keys to the car to take out a girl. It's so gross and offensive.

And paid maternity/paternity leave, plus free child care.

I remember thinking the same thing when I was about that age. After I was 21, there was no way I was dating someone who couldn't (legally) go out to the bars with me.

Uh, there are plenty of things that doctors advise pregnant women not to consume, like sushi and alcohol. They CAN, just know that there are risks involved.

A couple months ago, I was out at a bar with a group of straight people, and one of the guys in the group said something about trannies. I told him not to say that and he asked why. I wasn't quite sure what to say. I told him it was a slur, but then he asked since when.

WAR ON CHRISTMAS!

I have burned my mouth on Pizza Rolls countless times and I don't have the excuse that I was a) drunk or b) a child who doesn't know any better. They just smell so damn good!

It does add some tension to the film to make her a woman because she's second-in-command and you do get the sense that some of the crew does not want to take orders from her. Maybe that's because she's a woman, and maybe it's because they just don't like her as a person. I like that ambiguity, rather than if one of…

It takes 8 testicles to counteract the power of a single vulva, just FYI.