White Jesus is the Reason for the Season!

Yeah. In this case, the car thief/victim was driving away when the car owner/murderer thought he saw the victim turn and raise his arm and appeared to be holding a gun, so he shot through the back window. He also left his car idling in the driveway.

No, it's in Spokane.

I live in the Northwest and a car owner here is currently on trial (ETA for first-degree manslaughter) for shooting and killing the man who was stealing his car.

Ruined all her clothes...?

Sometimes when I'm stressed out, my cycle gets screwy. Try to relax. Do something nice for yourself to take your mind off things.

I am having the same problem, although I'm also struggling with what to get him. He is making wine this year, so at first I thought about making coasters with maps of their favorite places or something, but I don't want to give him and his parents the same thing. I also love to bake and pair cookies with beer, so I…

But she has said that she doesn't mind the commercialization of Christmas! She just wants to make sure that she doesn't hear "Happy Holidays" while buying Duck Dynasty crap for her family at Wal-Mart.

Yeah, although the Left has the War on Women mantle. It is the one war that the Right doesn't believe exists.

"The people who have sex with married people certainly are kind of jerks, but its not their responsibility to uphold anyone else's marriage vows."

Shepherd Book?
high five

"Guns don't kill people, breast cancer kills people."

How do you think that kid GOT a walker?! Obamacare strikes again!

One million stars.

And that the percentage of money that goes to breast cancer causes* is ridiculously low.

A couple weeks ago, the 9-year- old boy I babysit wanted to see the new "Thor." But since it's PG-13, his dad suggested a PG movie. "It 'a a classic from the 80s about military pilots."

I think Lindy was on vacation. I hope she had a good rest and I'M SO GLAD SHE'S BACK.

On the nose job tip, the other day we were watching old home videos of my boyfriend and his brother (because that's what happens when your boyfriend brings you home for the holidays) and if you compared his brother's nose when he was 16 to now (28), you'd think he'd had a nose job. But he just...how do I put…

Kathy Griffin told a story in her stand-up about having a sweaty buttcrack and trying to dampen it with TP. It felt out of her pants during a big Hollywood meeting, if I remember correctly.

Well done!