Why do you need to go outside? The only cooking to be done outdoors is barbecue, WHICH IS BEST LEFT TO MEN.

The colored pencils analogy makes me even angrier because you are not born with colored pencils coming out of your body.

I feel like it's okay to exclusively date black guys as long as you don't talk about how you exclusively date black guys. You can exclusively date white guys and no one will call you a racist as long as you don't talk about how you exclusively date white guys. I don't get why are some people so proud of having a type…

See, that's what I don't get about the "not flat, tucked" commenters. Dry, rough public bathroom TP (because why am I resorting to this unless I am far away from my home base with clean undies and panty liners?) wedged between my vulva that could inch its way back to my asshole? No thanks!

Has anyone ever used that defense? I'm sad.

I almost brought this up in another thread but it seemed off-topic.

Haha, I think it happened under my desk so no one saw, BUT STILL.

That's a fair point. I've used TP in a bind, but it doesn't stay in place very well. It's come out of my underwear and fallen out of my pant leg.

I was just trying to explain vaginal discharge to my boyfriend without sounding like I had some kind of cleanliness problem "down there." I should forward this to him.

Has Rashida Jones ever hosted SNL? She hasn't?! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? She's even dating one of the writers, apparently!

Oh my gosh, I HATED that plotline! And it really sucked because that was the B-plot in the episode where Jen gives the presentation about the Internet, which was hilarious!

Throughout the series we will also see so-called 'traditional' boy/girl preferences inverted

Throughout the series we will also see so-called 'traditional' boy/girl preferences inverted

Right? And I love shows like The League and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, which are more straightforward comedies than Girls, but nobody* shits on them for being about entitled white assholes, which they are!

Whenever I watch Girls OnDemand, it always ends with Lena giving a little talking head interview with some thoughts about the episodes and she's always talking about how clueless and selfish Hannah and the other characters are. So I get people who say that they don't like the show because they're unlikeable…

I can't remember exactly when my anti-Alda stance began. Either when reruns of MASH replaced reruns of Full House or when my eighth-grade science teacher started showing his Scientific American Frontiers series in class. He was always so smug and condescending to the scientists on that show.

Agreed. No love for the Ald.

I suppose that makes sense. Pointing a gun in someone's face because you you're scared = self-defense. Accidental discharge of that gun, resulting in someone's death = manslaughter. So...is there defense: Self-defense > manslaughter...? I have no legal training whatsoever, so please tell me if that's wrong.

God, yes, Bette was almost as bad as Jenny.