Good question. She says she's not against the commercialization of Christmas, but she also talks about faith. It would probably make her brain explode to hear that there are atheists out there who don't have faith in religion but see value in spending time with family and being nice to others in the spirit of the…

I thought the same thing, but Modern-Day Scrooge is a few characters longer than Joe McScrooge.

That's brilliant!

Very cute story, but why is he on Oprah's "Where Are They Now?" How is it possible that people still don't know about and appreciate "RuPaul's Drag Race"?

She's a sweetie! The slobber is pretty easy to avoid as long as she isn't eating or drinking (which is often) or running (which is not often). But I still get surprise slimed sometimes.

Last night, the boy and I were fooling around and at one point, he leans back and asks, "Were you snuggling with your cats today?" Since I can't have pets at my current apartment, I go visit them at my parents house every now and then. He's allergic, and as much as I try to get all the fur off of me, unless I shower,…

"Officer, how could I be 'asking for it'? I left my vagina at home last night!"

Meanwhile, this kid wears a purse and uses curse words. Yeah, he's a way bigger threat to his school that these scamps.

I guess the simply having a vagina (or any orifice in which someone else can force an object into) means victims aren't "completely innocent" when they are raped.

I keep having the same thoughts. He can't really believe all these things...or at least be so completely oblivious that he doesn't understand that that saying women's sole purpose is to cook, clean, provide sex, and obey men is the definition of sexism and that refusing to date someone solely based on their race is…

The only thing I worry about when I don't wear a bra is a "Is it getting nipply in here?" moment. But I'm classy and just stick Magic tape over them.

There was a great article that broke down the whole "Native Americans don't think the Redskins should change their name" argument that basically came down to the fact that there are lots of problems that affect the everyday lives of Native Americans in this country that we need to address, and racists logos are rather…

But not because she had a one-night stand.

It doesn't sound like he was hit in a way that it actually severed his ball at the time. Just (just!) that it was damaged so badly that it was removed at the hospital later.

And blond highlights.

There is only one appropriate length of skirt: PROPER. Everything else means you're a prude or a slut.

I also liked that she started laughing about it as she pulled up her pants, then resumed crying and stomping about the candy.

What if they featured a gay couple in a commercial? That was specifically what started the controversy, I think, him saying that he wouldn't put a gay family in an ad because "we don't agree with them" and you need a woman in a family, which sorta felt like a subtle way of saying that women belong in the kitchen…

Hooters party for middle-schoolers: Corbett coach defends his choice of venue

COMEBACK: "Whoever denied it, supplied it."