I hate how many times I’ve looked at the GOP frontrunners and thought “can we get Mitt Romney back?” I didn’t agree with him on much, because I’m a liberal and he’s conservative, but he looks so damn good compared to everyone still running on the Republican side.

“Anna, Anna, Karenina. Me, My, Marenina. Fee, Fi Farenina, Karenina.”

I know this is a side thing, but it also factors in. The goddamn shoes we put on little girls. I worked in childcare for a couple of years, and parents would send the boys to daycare in sturdy sandals or sneakers. The girls? Flipflops and ballet flats. The amount of times I saw girls trying to run, losing a shoe, and…

I guess I am a nasty old cynic, because I felt grossed out by Ben the whole show (whole season?) due to what looks to me to be a bland kind of phoniness. I have seldom seen a blanker face. I am astounded that these women are “in love” with him. Really? He has said nothing real about himself, his goals, his interests,…

It’s Kylie with the kooking show and Kendell with the krappy eyebrows.

I hated Birdman so much!! Everyone kept raving about it and me and my best friend watched it and were just like....this? This is what people think is so amazing? I don't know if I'm just not artsy fartsy enough to get it but I thought it was so awful ugh

I will continue to live in my liking Atticus bubble pretending that second book does not exist.

So you’re saying you made a well thought out, reasonable decision about your health and your body; the people responsible for it did not judge or subject you to their personal bias; and your supportive partner was there for you and cared for you before, during and after.

the pope continued, “unless those walls are around abortion clinics then build them high af and electrify ‘em”

Team “oh for the love of god” checking in.

HAHA SUCKAS. I bought tickets in October, within three days of getting obsessed. $394 for two seats; I’m seeing this bad boy JULY FOURTH WEEKEND, BITCHES.

Definitely not out of nowhere. Rupp has been a headliner for years now.

Truth.

He was found not guilty, not “innocent”. He absolutely should have been found not guilty, the prosecution fucked up that case so badly.

You know what other memory from the 90s I don’t want back? The Starr Report and all the unsavory details of Clinton’s sex life. Blergh.

OK, show of hands: who stopped watching in Season 3 when it turned all West Wingy like 5 eps in? *hand*

His name is Jem. Short for Jeremy, not short for gem stone.