Jealous looks.

I realize Olivia is a bit much, but can we talk about Ben keeping around Emily, who says things like “I don’t know why I got picked to go on the science date I’m not like, intelligent enough for this” over ANYONE? Pathetic.

Meanwhile, Jade and Tanner need to pretend like it’s business as usual, which must be kind of anti-climatic. I’m looking forward to the wedding/dress/flowers/overall cheesiness. It will be nicer than the ‘fake’ beach wedding they threw for Marcus and Lacey on Bachelor In Paradise.

Last night, the Bachelor became the best comedy on television, and the actresses knew it. Have you ever tried to have a serious conversation with someone about your relationship in a hurricane while your hair (now one big knot) blows constantly in your face? How could Emily have kept a straight face and not laughed…

FYI to all the hungry people: The Chipotle deal is not immediate. They say they will text a coupon in a couple days.

FYI to all the hungry people: The Chipotle deal is not immediate. They say they will text a coupon in a couple days.

Agreed. The story is that a 58 yr old man died from the number one cause of death in the US.

I would have an opinion on the tampon, but I don’t really care what the box or packaging looks like. Just stop making scented ones, tampon companies. FFS.

Where’s that loafing layabout Encyclopedia Brown when you need him?

See, to me the issue was never could they have both fit on the door— it’s that Rose could have easily been on one of the lifeboats, freeing up the door for Jack.

Hopelessly Devoted to You was recorded during the dress rehearsal the day before. Both dress rehearsals were completely recorded in case something went completely haywire, but the HDTY number they played was from the night before. You can tell because her hair is COMPLETELY perfect and done, and there was simply not…

VERY IMPORTANT UPDATE:

PRETTY GOOD SONG. BAD, BAD VIDEO.

Yes. :/

As much as I despise Ted Cruz, and I believe that he has traded his high intelligence for pandering and evil, this does not bother me.

I am here for Zac Efron’s “hot phase.” Damn.

I’m sorry, but I enjoy Cam’s joy at playing the game. I’ve seen too many athletes for too long “saying the right things, drinking the vitamins and saying the prayers”. Give me more guys like Cam!

I tried to watch this lastnight. I lasted five minutes. When one of the contestants started crying about how it’s “just now beginning to hit [her] that other women are here competing for a man who could possibly be the love of [her] life” I just couldn’t take it. Woman, where the fuck you been? That’s the entire…

I’M NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS!!

The meangirling last night and Amber and Jami’s confrontations/screen time brought back uncomfortable echoes of ‘unREAL’ for me and the expectation of minority women to play to ‘a type’. The contestant 1:1s about Jubilee that got air time (soccer mom and the finger wagging gesture/imitation) were awful and/or racist.…

To be fair, Eddie Lacy is a size 0 in Wisconsin.