If it were LaFell, the car would be parked on the street. Even though his GPS instructed him to turn in at his destination, he just doesn’t feel like finishing the route.

(And think very hard about offering to pony up more than half of the rent or cover all of the bills, as these things will definitely seep out at some point in an argument.)

And it’s a convenient misapplication of facts! The CITY of St Louis is in the shit, and had been for a long time. The population and economic weight of the area, however, resides outside the city - in places like Clayton, U City, Ladue, Creve Coeur, and others. Does anyone genuinely think that Cardinals games are sold…

You realize that was an intentional manipulative comment right? He didn't slip up and call her that by accident. He was trying to color the jury's perspective of her. He wanted them to see her as a helpless, vulnerable child to get them riled up and pissed off. (Sidenote: she was helpless and vulnerable - no doubt…

I’m not a lawyer but I do binge watch and this accomplished exactly what they wanted to, compelling TV.

only to get passed the F over for a creepy dentist wearing a giant rose on her head whose entire face was contoured, and a drunk fear-mongerer named Lace who seemed possessed by the spirit of a Cecily Strong skit.

My husband cannot throw the ball and fetch the ball.

This is all the proof you really need.

My career and life do not deserve to be taken away without some basic level of due process

aryzalea?

This is a complete outrage. I don’t know how we as Americans can stand for this.

Actually, I have a full time job, go to a university, and have a lovely girlfriend. it’s just a pleasant combination of off-season for my job and semester break right now. But thanks for noticing.

he told his audience at the White House that Alexander Hamilton was “someone I think embodies hip-hop.”

Belichick totally blew this game to screw the Steelers and it’s the best thing in NFL history since the Odell Beckham controversy.

How could anyone truly believe that any NFL player would assault one of the most high-profile players in the league with a baseball bat? I mean, it’s not like this is figure skating.

It’s pretty obvious he was pissed about a team with one loss being called undefeated. No one understands that meme at all, so I can see why he got so angry.

no

I always wanted to call him the melted glob of a formerly disturbing orange flavor of LipSmackers that has accumulated every particle of detritus at the bottom of my purse since 1999, which have come together to form a small-animal-like cap.

Trump is like a sentient Onion article that doesn’t realize it was born in satire.

This often means there were one or two people holding out and everyone else wanted to go the other way. Doesn’t necessarily indicate the prosecutions case was weak at all.