Dear Gawker Media:

Seeing “By Diana Moskovitz” in the byline when you’re involved has to be like seeing Chris Hansen asking you to “have a seat”.

For the uninitiated, the book—which is a relatively short 28 pages

HATED that movie. Mr. Werner wanted to rent it, and it’s a good thing we watched it at home, because the whole time I was yelling at the TV “YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELVES! JUST GO HOME, YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS!”

They do very little whaling if my memory of the source story is correct. I think it is based on the Essex, rather than the fictional version of Moby Dick.

“Weird how nobody’s in the mood for a little light gnawing of human flesh in mid-December?”

I don't think I could watch this because I'm still way too sad I couldn't get tickets to go to her concert :((((

I think you mean $19.89.

How is it patronising? It’s perfectly valid in a discussion about politics to wonder why a group votes one way and not another. For instance, I often wonder why Tea Party supporters vote against their own interests. Lots of them are poor, unemployed and rely on Medicare. And yet they support candidates who want to…

I think when everyone seems smarter than you, the world becomes a very scary place. Fear, insecurity, and stupidity are a dangerous mix.

So Susan thinks, among other things, that Barack Obama’s birth certificate is a forgery and his parents put a fake birth announcement in a Hawai’ian newspaper half a century ago so that their son could become President to flood the United States with Muslim refugees from Syria.

Brady is going to side with Trump, since that towel-head Cam Newton is a huge threat to Brady winning another Super Bowl.

You forgot the peas in the Tuna Noodle Casserole... gotta have some greens.

Are there still people who don’t get my name...

OMG IF I GET ONE MORE OF THESE

I think it’s all the same hair, but with different faces of members of One Direction pasted in.

I was very surprised at my graduation to receive a letter for ... Speech and Mock Trial. I did not even know those were things you could get one for.

She is nothing if not a well-honed lawyer.

This.

Well, I certainly don’t approve of what they did but you know, Republicans are always saying they want immigrants to really embrace the American way of life.